‘The Grapefruit’ blowjob

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Auntie Angel teaches ladies how to perform ‘The Grapefruit’ blowjob technique on their men
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Fellatio therapist (?) Auntie Angel is a firm believer that every man should be “grapefruited.” If you don’t know what grapefruiting is—don’t worry, I didn’t know until a few minutes ago myself—never fear, ‘cause Auntie Angel is here to perform a delightful, detailed tutorial and show you, dear reader, exactly what this so-called “grapefruiting” is all about and how you can “grapefruit” your man. “No better feeling will he ever get, than being ‘grapefruited!’” she claims.

According to Auntie Angel after performing the grapefruit technique, your man will think to himself that he, “could’ve been fucking grapefruit all these years.”

As a side note: I checked to see if Angel’s Erotic Solutions website is still operational, sadly it’s not.

Obviously, NSFW. Someone needs to sample the sound she makes on that dildo and remix it or something.
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Guest • a year ago

That was the most unattractive sound I've ever heard. It sounded like something from The Walking Dead.

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Deborah Bolliger Guest • a year ago

That sound reminded me of a cat hacking a hairball.
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InJeel Omens Deborah Bolliger • 5 months ago

your comment has made my night and now I think I'm ready for bed, gots to tell someone about this tomorrow

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Fear Death By Water Guest • a year ago

BWHAHAHAHAHA
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seaMo Guest • a year ago


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Mocksoup Guest • a year ago

Her mic is on right next to it. Yeah, that's what it sounds like albeit a bit amplified, from our position. Just saying it's not the most attractive noise, but the recipient is a bit further away so he doesn't hear it.
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Damon Elisabeth Viera • 10 months ago

prove it
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Mark Jacobs Elisabeth Viera • 10 months ago

Shut it virgin! ;-)

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Eff Guest • 10 months ago

that sound combined with your comment just made me laugh so hard that i hit my head, got a crink in my shoulder, almost kicked over my drink, and fell out of my chair.
my eyes are still watering from laughing so hard i almost got a migraine. XD
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Stephanie Stephens • a year ago

Your man hears that when you come near his penis he's gonna rip that blindfold off and get ready to shoot a zombie.

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THE HUNTER Stephanie Stephens • a year ago

ahahahaahah just woke up everybody by laughing at your comment
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Veronique • a year ago

She sounds like a panther eating raw meat.

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arratik • a year ago

That is probably the last sound I would ever want to hear whilst being fellated.

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Dark_Space • a year ago

OMG - I won't be able to either unsee or unhear that. You've ruined my day. Although I may go home and bang a grapefruit if we're being honest.

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Dave • a year ago

Good heavens. My garbage disposal has made gutteral howls like that from time to time.

*Still not complaining, though*

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tutti frutti • a year ago

getting citric acid into your 'eye' is a memorable experience...

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Good Stuff • a year ago

My laugher woke the dogs when I watch this (will link)

Dude, I have my headphones on and it sounded like she was sucking my eardrums out.

This woman sounds like a rottweiler mauling/mutilating a zombie with its mouth while she's sucking d*ck

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Aram Jahn • a year ago

Comic Book Guy says: Best late-night infomercial EVER!

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frootloops • a year ago

now that was some fuckedup shit .... im calling MIB on her

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Guest • a year ago

Speaking for all men: that noise is extremely unattractive.

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Bruno César Guest • a year ago

What? Who doesn't like Donald Duck's noises during a blowjob?
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HerbWalsh • a year ago

Sounds like the bearing are shot in her dejuicer

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Samanta Tojo • a year ago

hahahahahha OMG,it sounds like a walker... hahhahaha!!!

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coco • a year ago

Wait. I'm new. Is this real? or is she a comedian.

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Yano Gouarab • a year ago

That Noise will terrify me the rest of my life !
 
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