Trade Alvin get some pics and start on the future with Spencer at QB?
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Trade Alvin get some pics and start on the future with Spencer at QB?
That was outstanding
Damn. Assuming that's his mom in the pic, seems like the % of bruthas with hot moms is low as fuck.
Colorado, Vanderbilt lead top Week 1 college football trolls
The trolls in Week 1 of college football were nothing short of petty.
Ahead of the game, North Dakota State trolled Colorado by posting the differences between a buffalo and a bison, while attaching a link with facts about bison.
But once the Buffaloes defeated their FCS opponent, they took to X to highlight the difference in the teams' records.
Colorado's jab leads the best trolls from Week 1 of college football.
Vanderbilt Commodores 34, Virginia Tech Hokies 27
Vanderbilt shocked the college football world early on Saturday, pulling off a landmark win in front of its home fans in Nashville, Tennessee. The victory was the Commodores' first nonconference win over a power conference opponent since 2017.Quarterback Diego Pavia threw for two touchdowns and rushed for one more as Vanderbilt completed the upset in overtime. Pavia accounted for 294 of the Commodores' 371 yards of total offense.
After the game, Vanderbilt threw a jab at Virginia Tech's Hokie mascot -- adding an image of a cooked turkey to a graphic with the final score on social media.
Miami Hurricanes 41, Florida Gators17
It was all Hurricanes in Gainesville, Florida, as Miami racked up 529 yards of total offense en route to a dominant rivalry win. Highly touted transfer quarterback Cam Ward meshed quickly with star wide receiver Xavier Restrepo-- the pair connected seven times for 112 yards and a second-quarter touchdown.The Hurricanes stoked the flames of the in-state feud on social media after the final whistle, mixing the Gators' iconic stadium nickname with the lyrics of the song "Take Over Your Trap."
Utah Utes 49, Southern Utah Thunderbirds 0
Utah left no room for doubt in its season-opening win against Southern Utah.The 49-0 win is the Utes' largest shutout victory since 2007, according to ESPN Stats & Information.
Utah scored 28 points in the second quarter alone on the way to compiling 513 total yards. Cameron Rising threw five touchdowns for the Utes -- all of which came in the first half -- tying him for the third most in a game in school history.
If the win on the field wasn't enough, Utah made sure to troll its in-state counterparts with a clever graphic.
Yep
Finna get to the halfway house just in time for kick off
Might work that way
Lack of a running game gone kill us this year
How many college football threads are there?
I just seen this one too I guess the title got updated from 2023
Get him outta here
So people may take advantage of this, but if I’m a star player after two years, I’m hitting a draft. This benefits people who are borderline or who had a major injury.
Of course not
Offensive pass interference
We gone live and die with Taylor
Even the commentators said it was a push off
Good game!
Bullshit call
Fuck these refs
Honestly this season is over
The blueprint is out we can’t stop nobody pass I’m done watching this season
Fuck these refs
Honestly this season is over
The blueprint is out we can’t stop nobody pass I’m done watching this season
I was thinking that....three years in a row
They're helped by at least with the twelve team playoff....they aren't basically out of the playoffs from this one game
F UCK BRIAN KELLY
FUCK THE DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR
THEY IN THE SAME BOAT AS DENISE ALLEN
DANIELS saved his ass last year
Get rid of this fraud
I’m going to get a pass from the halfway house to fuck his wife, all female children and grandchildren that are legal and arrange for big Freeda to fuck his of age sons
Matter of fact, if his mother Thelma is alive I’m raw fucking her too
I’m taking honey packs,tongat, venom from the banana spider and going live on all media outlets
Make his bitch ass walk from the stadium
Fuck him and that smug ass look on his face
FUCK THE DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR
THEY IN THE SAME BOAT AS DENISE ALLEN
DANIELS saved his ass last year
Get rid of this fraud
I’m going to get a pass from the halfway house to fuck his wife, all female children and grandchildren that are legal and arrange for big Freeda to fuck his of age sons
Matter of fact, if his mother Thelma is alive I’m raw fucking her too
I’m taking honey packs,tongat, venom from the banana spider and going live on all media outlets
Make his bitch ass walk from the stadium
Fuck him and that smug ass look on his face