Damn Urkel....

[the artist]

.....married this Michael Cohen looking chick.

Steve Urkel Marries Blonde Tech Exec Nicoletta Ruhl in L.A. Country Club

hite, best known for playing Steve Uriel on the 1990s hit series Family Matters, was married at a Los Angeles country club last weekend.

mediatakeout.com

 

[Deezz]

.....married this Michael Cohen looking chick.

Steve Urkel Marries Blonde Tech Exec Nicoletta Ruhl in L.A. Country Club

hite, best known for playing Steve Uriel on the 1990s hit series Family Matters, was married at a Los Angeles country club last weekend.

mediatakeout.com

 

[Deezz]

"I love you Jaleel"

 

[playahaitian]

 

[Empire]

Yale and Stanford degrees.

Niece of the Chargers owner.

Not the most attractive but he didn’t pick a bum

 

[playahaitian]

 

[playahaitian]

Yale and Stanford degrees.

Niece of the Chargers owner.

Not the most attractive but he didn’t pick a bum

And one of the lead in a sports tech venture. She ain't dumb and she about to get paid.

 

[BoxEater]

Not a looker, but her body looks nice right here.

 

[keone]

she looks like she can kick his ass
but she prolly rich urkel aint dumb
he build a time machine

 

[D24OHA]

.....married this Michael Cohen looking chick.

Steve Urkel Marries Blonde Tech Exec Nicoletta Ruhl in L.A. Country Club

hite, best known for playing Steve Uriel on the 1990s hit series Family Matters, was married at a Los Angeles country club last weekend.

mediatakeout.com

Title of the article is so damn disrespectful ......

Jaleel hasn't been Urkel in over 25 yrs.....

With that said that mfkr Urkel never got over losing Myra........ smh

 

[Flawless]

Wow, just wow!

 

[dwayne1376]

At this stage of life. Might as well marry into money. congrats Jaleel!!

 

[0utsyder]

YO! Fcuk this reporter! Ain't played Urkel in over 20 years, but THIS is who I am?! I can't be Jaleel?!?!? These rags love pigeon holing us into degrading roles that we played as children. William Shatner doesn't get called Captain Kirk anymore

 

[illdog]

Hope her personality matches...the uber fitness/strong jaw line..

 

[yureeka9]

Bitch looks like Jake Gyllenhaal in drag...

 

[Flawless]

Yale and Stanford degrees.

Niece of the Chargers owner.

Not the most attractive but he didn’t pick a bum

Ok that kinda explains it, guess those Urkel residual aren't paying much these days.

 

[woodchuck]

Wow! People say white bitches are playing long game when they marry into money, and they get props. But when a brother does it, it's a problem. Chicks ain't been checking for him in years, and now they mad? That dog ain't hunting.

 

[Pimpslap Slim]

 

[tallblacknyc]

Bitch looks like Jake Gyllenhaal in drag...

 

[big enos burrnet]

Yale and Stanford degrees.

Niece of the Chargers owner.

Not the most attractive but he didn’t pick a bum

winning....

 

[yasky777]

How old is this pastey bitch

 

[yaBoi]

rich and probably sucks a mean dick

i ain't mad at him

 

[CoTtOnMoUf]

 

[Hey Julian!]

Probably a strict disciple of Zod.

 

[Deezz]

 

[REDLINE]

I have no problem with and obviously she takes great care of him.

Because based off of this pic

I'm gonna assume that he's blind

 

[Deezz]

I have no problem with and obviously she takes great care of him.

Because based off of this pic

I'm gonna assume that he's blind

 

[yaBoi]

she need a nose job in the worst way

 

[bgbtylvr]

You all hatin. So what if she looks like Pet Detective. Bitch is educated, in shape, successful, comes from money, jovial. Fuck y’all, this is a win for him.

 

[HellBoy]

Damn.

I guess he knows something we don't.

 

[KoolJay]

She married Stephon Ur-Kel, not my man Steve....

 

[Helico-pterFunk]

Yale and Stanford degrees.

Niece of the Chargers owner.

Not the most attractive but he didn’t pick a bum

$$$

 

[Deezz]

You all hatin. So what if she looks like Pet Detective. Bitch is educated, in shape, successful, comes from money, jovial. Fuck y’all, this is a win for him.

Agreed! She is in amazing shape!!

 

[CoTtOnMoUf]

Agreed! She is in amazing shape!!

 

[BoxEater]

Hope her personality matches...the uber fitness/strong jaw line..

The bitch's jaw line on the phone ordering takeout: