GNX-Kendrick Lamar (wins 5 Grammys)Drake Is Suing lol
I remember one of my patnas from high school (light skin) found out his chic was cheating on him. This nigga dropped a letter off in her parents mailbox telling them about their daughter being a cheater.
I clown that nigga to this day.
My man, are you feeling alright?
Yeah blew my mind too.
Yall remember Big Ghost and his album reviews? This nigga used to have me dying. From his Take Care review:
"But yalls might know him as The Kitten Whisperer aka The Harvester of Pauses aka The Taio Cruz of Hip Hop aka Young Garnier Fructis the pre-cum baby aka Jennifer Aniston's favorite emcee....n the muthafu*ka most likely to have a gateway to Narnia in his closet aka The Michael Buble of Rap or that n1gga witta beatin v@gina for a heart that you be hearin on the radio sandwiched between Katy Perry n Lady Gaga joints all day aka Justin Biebers beard n the only n1gga on earth capable of turnin sandpaper into moist towelettes wit the touch of his hands...the v@gina nectar-garglin n1gga who makes lambs look dangerous hisself.....otherwise known as the Human Electric Slide... OctobVariesOwn....Drake."
His site is down but it's saved to another site if you wanna read the whole jawn:
"But yalls might know him as The Kitten Whisperer aka The Harvester of Pauses aka The Taio Cruz of Hip Hop aka Young Garnier Fructis the pre-cum baby aka Jennifer Aniston's favorite emcee....n the muthafu*ka most likely to have a gateway to Narnia in his closet aka The Michael Buble of Rap or that n1gga witta beatin v@gina for a heart that you be hearin on the radio sandwiched between Katy Perry n Lady Gaga joints all day aka Justin Biebers beard n the only n1gga on earth capable of turnin sandpaper into moist towelettes wit the touch of his hands...the v@gina nectar-garglin n1gga who makes lambs look dangerous hisself.....otherwise known as the Human Electric Slide... OctobVariesOwn....Drake."
His site is down but it's saved to another site if you wanna read the whole jawn:
It's like everything K Dot does has a double and triple meaning, as you need to be a student of history, pop culture, military tactics, gang culture, etc., to really understand its profound meaning.
The dude really is a mad scientist cooking up Frankenstein's monster in a lab somewhere.
Drake is suing. Entire internet is calling him a bitch.
Nothing happened, Drake songs are going to still get more play on the radio and in the club.
Even self-aware bitches is calling him a bitch.
And it's extra weird because it's on the heels of Yachty telling us how unbothered Drake was, and Aubrey being on this "I'm Not Pressed" press run with random streamers.
Why? WTF
Said UMG and Spotify conspired to inflate NOT LIKE US streaming numbers.
Meanwhile Drake is also signed to UMG and owes them $400m so why would they tank him?
NOT LIKE US was also #1 on Apple Music, where he has/had a deal, but he's not suing them
In essence,
You know everybody online tryin to see where they can find and buy a GNX....
those are very rare cars. Buick only made a few of em.
This is to show that Aubrey really isn't like us... it's like Kendrick is just rubbing salt in the wounds
This shit got me blowed because all Drake had to do post beef is let his pen do the talking for him.
Nobody here is going to deny Drake's ability to make good music. If he gets back in the stu and just cook, this shit would have been over.
Instead, were where we are... with the whole of EVERYBODY going in and its deserved...
Nobody here is going to deny Drake's ability to make good music. If he gets back in the stu and just cook, this shit would have been over.
Instead, were where we are... with the whole of EVERYBODY going in and its deserved...
Suing is the whitest shit I ever seen Aubrey do….just wow. And when Universal get through with him he gonna find out how much hoe in him.
I said he should've just went on vacation like he said he was gonna do. Let people miss him, then drop FIRE!!!! This shit was so simple.