Greats Tits and Wack Tits In Film *(Commentary)*

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I was at work with a group of my co-workers and we were throwin around chicks who showed titties in movies and the debate went on for like an hour on who's titties were disappointments and whos were great, so I just decided to throw it up here. Fell free to debate on it. (But it cant be stressed enuff that even the disappoimtment titties would still get sucked on don't get it twisted.)



Disappointmenets:

Halle Berry-(Swordfish/Monsters Ball)
After years of waiting and the utmost of high expectations her tits were a disapointment they kinda drooped and her nipples looked like 2 Raisinettes. I really invisioned her titties to be more perky.

Jennifer Lopez (Money Train) Yes J.Lo did show a tity real quick in a love Scene with Wesley Snipes in Money Train. And her titty looked deflated with a wrinkly pink nipple.

Stacey Dash (PlayBoy/Illegal In Blue)
Shes another one with real high expectations cuz shes such a natural beauty. But her titties have a big gap in them and she got them Raisin nipples. Dont let the playboy pics fool u. Those are airbrushed. In the movie Illigal in blue, they do a close up of her tits and she actaully hair sum kinda hairy fuzz on her tits:(.

Rihanna/Cassie (Homegrown)
Yes i was excited to see these chicks naked flix just like every body else. But after the excitment calms down. Cassie got titties like a 11 year old girl, the piercings make them look adult but she got baby titties. Rihanna's titties are not that bad, but again I had really high expectaions. But her titties were just cool.. just nothin spectacular.

Rosario Dawson (Alexander)
This was a tuff one, cuz she has a nice big set of titties.
But I can't judge on size alone. Her nipples threw everything off. She has very small clear colored nipples. With titties her size, her nipples should be more juicy. So she just missed the mark.

The Greats:

Rosie Perez (Do The Right Thing/White Men Can't Jump)
Her titties in these movies are legendary, she was in her prime.
Her titties were fat n' juicy. She had sum big juicy chocolate nipples. You can't go wrong. I remember being 11 years old, the summer of 1989 seeing them tiities on the big screen wit them ice cubes rubbin on those nips, my jaw dropped. She's still holding up 20 years later.

Lynn Witfied (The Josephine Baker Story)
One of my favorties of all time. The 1st half of the movie her titties are all over the place. She had the most round perfect titties i've ever seen in my life. Her nipples almost came thru the t.v. screen. She one of my favs of all time. She's also holding up, age wise to this day.

Naturi Naughton (Notorious)
I never paid her much attention in the girl gruop 3LW. But her scene where she was riding dude with them titties boncin was the highlight of the movie. She has sum young firm chocolate titties. Just the right size n shape for her frame. It was a pleasant surprise.

Thandie Newtown (Various Films)
She's also one of my favorties of all time. She has the most suckable nipples ever. Shes topless in so many movies. I dont even remember the names of them. Bet she should be in the "Nipples Hall Of Fame". I could suck her nipples til i fall asleep.

Lisa Bonet (Angel Heart)
Were her titties off the hook, no. But for that time when the Cosby Show was a phenemenon for her to leave the show and pull her titties out in a movie was a big deal. And she did have sum cute lil perky titties. I liked em.:yes:

(Your opinions are welcome, but remember this is just fun guy talk..negativity and simpin is wack,..just throw in ur opinion or if u have favs or disappoitments)
 

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Theresa Randle in GIRL 6- best tits ever. close thread.

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Jamie Lee Curtis..."TRADING PLACES"

Great Tits.
Classic scene of her crawling out of bed, looking in the mirror.
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that one white chick who was upstairs in dudes bedroom when they was partying at his crib had some nice ones too
 

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Great tits:

Salma Hayek:yes:
Teresa Randall
Monica Bellucci


Wack Tits:

Vanity (though she was fine)
Rene Russo
Lori Petty (the fuckin' worst) :lol:
 

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I'm going Old School Hollywood fellas...

They hyped "Victor Victoria" to death back in the day. Film sucked, but everyone wanted a glimpse of Mary Poppins' tits. Much ado about nothing. Even as a kid, I knew those tits weren't worth the hype.

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Julie Andrews

Sophia Loren has the greatest natural tits in movie history. You can only view them in her pre-American films in Italy where she did several bare-breast films before becoming famous. i have yet to see a pair of natural tits that had her shape, nips, and firmness.

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worst tits ever: Neve Campbell. I almost feel sorry for her. Titties, thy name is FAIL!

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Best: Jennifer Connelly (naked in "The Hot Spot", clothed in "Career Opportunities). Jennifer Love Hewitt... have not seen them naked yet... but I will one day:yes:

Great tits:

Salma Hayek:yes:
Teresa Randall
Monica Bellucci


Wack Tits:

Vanity (though she was fine)
Rene Russo
Lori Petty (the fuckin' worst) :lol:
 
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FILE UNDER "WHACK TITS":

This one stuck in my mind simply by the circumstances.

Years ago, Teri Hatcher revealed her baps in a movie and I remember reading the review for the movie by Roger Ebert and even he commented how much of a disappointment her shits were.
:lol:
I couldn't believe he actually used column space in the Tribune to comment on something like that.

Anyway, here's what he was talking about:



:puke:

And she had the NERVE to get on "Seinfeld" and read a script that had her talking shit about those flapjacks. :smh:

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FILE UNDER "WHACK TITS":

This one stuck in my mind simply by the circumstances.

Years ago, Teri Hatcher revealed her baps in a movie and I remember reading the review for the movie by Roger Ebert and even he commented how much of a disappointment her shits were.
:lol:
I couldn't believe he actually used column space in the Tribune to comment on something like that.

Anyway, here's what he was talking about:



:puke:

And she had the NERVE to get on "Seinfeld" and read a script that had her talking shit about those flapjacks. :smh:

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"They're real and they're spectacular!" - Seinfeld
Lying bitch! :lol:
 
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And she had the NERVE to get on "Seinfeld" and read a script that had her talking shit about those flapjacks.

She was playing a character on the show, and not herself. Maybe you didn't realize that. :rolleyes:


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Disappointmenets:

Halle Berry-(Swordfish/Monsters Ball)
After years of waiting and the utmost of high expectations her tits were a disapointment they kinda drooped and her nipples looked like 2 Raisinettes. I really invisioned her titties to be more perky.
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U and your co-worker are HIGH ..... :smh:


I be on her like that bunny
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