People are kind to strangers 3 days out the year: Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas. The rest of the year people basically tell others to fuck off. On Halloween, not only do they open up their door to strangers of all Races Creeds and colors, they do so when people have costumes on.
Halloween is a particular favor for me. My father never let us go trick-or-treating as kids so I have been going trick or treating since I got out of the Navy in 99.
And I'm not just a grown motherfucker begging for candy, I get in full costume, I unleash my scary voices (one of my voices is like the insecticons from Transformers, but I also have a low growl and snarl that scare the fuck out of kids, parents and dogs.
I don't give a fuck.
Nobody comments about me being too old to trick-or-treat because they're either scared or too busy laughing which is fine with me. I say trick or treat and thank you at every house and I have a motherfucking blast. I don't have kids, so I roll with my best friend and his kids. This year I got 12 pounds of candy.
The next day at work I go around to every desk in my cubicle jungle, say trick or treat and let my neighbors take their choice of candy (re-gifting)
Do you trick or treat? Do you let your kids do it?
Halloween is a particular favor for me. My father never let us go trick-or-treating as kids so I have been going trick or treating since I got out of the Navy in 99.
And I'm not just a grown motherfucker begging for candy, I get in full costume, I unleash my scary voices (one of my voices is like the insecticons from Transformers, but I also have a low growl and snarl that scare the fuck out of kids, parents and dogs.
I don't give a fuck.
Nobody comments about me being too old to trick-or-treat because they're either scared or too busy laughing which is fine with me. I say trick or treat and thank you at every house and I have a motherfucking blast. I don't have kids, so I roll with my best friend and his kids. This year I got 12 pounds of candy.
The next day at work I go around to every desk in my cubicle jungle, say trick or treat and let my neighbors take their choice of candy (re-gifting)
Do you trick or treat? Do you let your kids do it?