Height don't mean shit when these chicks be capping talking about they want a tall nigga but end up with a short dude!
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Good to see @shaddyvillethug doing well. Salute!
He'll get short changed in little time.
I’m not THAT short
Well, his head is conveniently next to her cleavage. Good for them!!
on her second thought....height don't pay the bills, so.....
muthafucka better harness the power of spud webb bruh,
gatdam Mugsy Bouges spirit better come through a lil knigga,
or that box of cereal aint going nowhere bruh
She prob knows better: "Have a seat, let your 6ft-6in bae get that cereal high up and pour you nice bowl of cereal, my compact KING!!"
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Funny story for you. Back in grade school I was one of the taller kids. Back around 6th or 7th grade I was around 6-foot. Same for 3 - 4 friends. We’re always in the back center of all the class photos.
Except we were towered over by a female classmate who was around 6’3” or 6’4” at 12 - 13yo. Tall volleyball /bball player - French Canadian.
Whenever any friends or family would see the photos they would ask who the fuck was that and said I looked short.
I was like it’s all scale dammit. I am way taller than the 5 - 5’3” dudes in my grade. But she had nearly a half foot on us. It was humbling!
Except we were towered over by a female classmate who was around 6’3” or 6’4” at 12 - 13yo. Tall volleyball /bball player - French Canadian.
Whenever any friends or family would see the photos they would ask who the fuck was that and said I looked short.
I was like it’s all scale dammit. I am way taller than the 5 - 5’3” dudes in my grade. But she had nearly a half foot on us. It was humbling!
lil niggaaahz do the most.
Funny story for you. Back in grade school I was one of the taller kids. Back around 6th or 7th grade I was around 6-foot. Same for 3 - 4 friends. We’re always in the back center of all the class photos.
Except we were towered over by a female classmate who was around 6’3” or 6’4” at 12 - 13yo. Tall volleyball /bball player - French Canadian.
Whenever any friends or family would see the photos they would ask who the fuck was that and said I looked short.
I was like it’s all scale dammit. I am way taller than the 5 - 5’3” dudes in my grade. But she had nearly a half foot on us. It was humbling!
LOL
bruh you bought back memories of class photos bruh, I was always the dude standing in
the back... back then I was not so much ashamed of my height but all my homies were shorter,
so my silly young and dumb ass thought being tall was a bad thing, because at that pre high school
stage, it wasnt about height as much as it was about just being what girls find attractive.
but when high school rolled around, I seen the advantage of being tall and never looked back,
or hunched my shoulders again...
I also remember this cute tall central american chick always smilin and was always around a knigga,
wasnt untill years later, I found out she was feelin me....bruh do you realize how much pussy we missed
out on, being young and dumb and focusing on the wrong chicks...?
but chea.. I digress..
being tall we take a lot of things for granted, especially being tall and athletic..
I didnt realize how much micro bullying short people in general have to endure.
and dont let it be a lil knigga that is a LEO,
BRUH they OVER DOSE WITH THE EXTRA DRAMA BRUH!!
all just to be the center of attention!!!
I hear you on that.
Then when you show up in high school it’s back to being the small fish in a big pond again as a freshman.
I remember walking into HS thinking “these girls are bad as fuck, and why do some of these 17yo people look 21?”
Wheaties
Green juice
Water
Leafy greens
Lean chicken
Zinc
Magnesium
5-hour Energy
Coffee
Gatorade
8 almonds
And that’s just a pre-breakfast snack on the daily fucking with her!
Glad you posted this because I was looking at that and thinking dude doesn't look that short so figured she had to be pretty tall.
Still I didn't think she'd be that tall though.
highschool was a mind fuck bruh.
its truly a representation of how the world is... I went to a fully mixed high school.
and it was like clockwork, how all like groups pretty much stayed together.. bruhs with the bruhs,
latinos with latinos, dwights with dwights, the only time you seen integration back then is on the
sports teams... nowadays its a tad more inclusive, but only a tad.
but yea high school was a big mind fuck.....and when you look back, you realize
public education does nothing, but prepare you to be a wage slave.
PRIVATE EDUCATION prepares you to START A BUSINESS and BETTER PREPARE YOU FOR THE GAME OF LIFE.
thats why I dont have children.. If I cant afford the BEST for them.. which include Education, and thats
about a Milly from pampers to degree.. I aint even going to waste nobodys time...
Hence how I became
THE PULL OUT GOD!!!!!
Oh and I KNOW never go raw if that coochie is tight and right... man a nice tight coochie has a way
of talkin to the D... and before you know it, you shootin up the club, and nine months later, you tryin
to come up with a baby name you wont regret.
The Pull Out God!
That has to be made into t-shirts and bumper stickers.
Hilarious
Here's"laugh at yourself " story.
All yall look down to Victor Webeyama right...everybody tall, wealthy and in Lebron shape on here.
So I told a bit of this story on here before but not this part.
Coworker got fired/quit/whatever so I took her out to happy hour now that we no longer worked together.
5-11 and a half without shoes so well over 6 feet in heels. Half A/A half Brazilian...I think her mom was like 6-8!
Anyway we talking at the bar, things going well but I caught her sneak a look at another dude down the bar who was significantly taller than me. I'm a hair under 5-10. Then when I walked her to her car she gave me a hug but BENT DOWN like I was a child! I'm not even that much shorter than her!
Ain't gone lie it was kinda embarrassing but at the same time I wanted to crack her even more. Jermaine Dupri probably got a rush cause most every girl was taller than him lol.
Ended up not smashing thank goodness...shortly after she got pregnant with twins and I feel for the baby daddy. One of them girls you'd love to fuck but woe be to the man who had to deal with her as a wife/baby momma.
All yall look down to Victor Webeyama right...everybody tall, wealthy and in Lebron shape on here.
So I told a bit of this story on here before but not this part.
Coworker got fired/quit/whatever so I took her out to happy hour now that we no longer worked together.
5-11 and a half without shoes so well over 6 feet in heels. Half A/A half Brazilian...I think her mom was like 6-8!
Anyway we talking at the bar, things going well but I caught her sneak a look at another dude down the bar who was significantly taller than me. I'm a hair under 5-10. Then when I walked her to her car she gave me a hug but BENT DOWN like I was a child! I'm not even that much shorter than her!
Ain't gone lie it was kinda embarrassing but at the same time I wanted to crack her even more. Jermaine Dupri probably got a rush cause most every girl was taller than him lol.
Ended up not smashing thank goodness...shortly after she got pregnant with twins and I feel for the baby daddy. One of them girls you'd love to fuck but woe be to the man who had to deal with her as a wife/baby momma.
She's what you call STACKED in a 6FT-6IN frame and is taller than most guys, giving them giant woman fetishes when they are eye-fucking her while she walks into a public space or room.
I think it depends on how they're built, those slim short dudes be normal but it's those short stocky dudes that be on that Napoleon complex bullshit...lol
There was a short dude bout 5'3 that worked at my job 3 different times, every time he worked there he'd pull a taller bad chick
chicks LOVE tall kniggas BUUTTTT,
CONFIDENCE, SMELLING and LOOKING yo best is KING bruh!!
When you're young you tend to do and say things that might not be on your level at least right off of the bat but after years and the smoke settles so will your standards.
In the begining you wanted a man who made 250k and better well now in your early 40's you just want a man that has a job with a retirement plan and insurance.
Than it gets to the point where she'll be happy with a nigga with a bank account.
In the begining you wanted a man who made 250k and better well now in your early 40's you just want a man that has a job with a retirement plan and insurance.
Than it gets to the point where she'll be happy with a nigga with a bank account.