How to not get robbed in Baltimore
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The one on the left is walking parallel to the fake blind man, to maximize robbery promptness on the unsuspecting that want to help the "blind man".
The one on the left is walking parallel to the fake blind man, to maximize robbery promptness on the unsuspecting that want to help the "blind man".
…that, and stay your ass out of the hood and in your house.
Help that fucker and his accomplice, to a couple well placed Hydra-Shok's.
Crazy thing about Baltimore, there's a multi-billion dollar hospital up the street from where this was filmed. The inequality/segregation of wealth is crazy there. Only city I've been to that's worst is Chicago.
You'd be surprised. White guy was looking to help some woman near Downtown Baltimore 2 in the morning recently and her and her accomplice robbed him of his phone and dogs.
I would just swerve that nigga. I aint helping nobody with shit ever, I aint worried about going to heaven!
I’m not stopping for anyone in the hood…no matter if they need help or not
Alot of white people have no type of awareness or common sense.
I can’t count the number of times I’ve had to yell at white homies to get us out of a dangerous situation
Just a month ago, we were on a super dangerous street….there was a nigga wearing a mask, hood, and backpack (which was turned forward) walking towards us…..I had to scream at him to get
as we peeled off…the dude was reaching into his bag
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Get out and help?
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I remember MoFo's doing that kind of shit in the late 80's in certain spots of LA. I had a boy who lived off of Avalon and Lanzit (near Locke High School)... Bounty Hunters neighborhood.
They'd have someone lying on the side of the road writhing around like they was hurt. Then some o'le good Samaritan type of person would pull up to see if he or she was okay... then they take the MoFo's car, chains, wallet, whatever.
They can miss me with that type of shit. I barely stop for lights in the we-we hours.
They'd have someone lying on the side of the road writhing around like they was hurt. Then some o'le good Samaritan type of person would pull up to see if he or she was okay... then they take the MoFo's car, chains, wallet, whatever.
They can miss me with that type of shit. I barely stop for lights in the we-we hours.
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I am the cat that see's a woman with 2 kids walking in a snow storm at 4pm and WON'T stop. NOPE not taking THAT chance!!!
Miami in the 80s. Same thing. Wolves also used to hang out around railroad crossings.
Lanzit runs parallel to some rail road tracks. Tracks on one side, houses on the other.
…4:30am in West Baltimore….ok…
Yep! If you see that arm coming down at the RR crossing, you have 3 choices:
1. Cross your fingers and try to beat that train. (Not the smartest idea.)
2. Bust a quick U-turn, before another car gets behind you. Sometimes, they're part of the jackboys.
3. Be prepared to walk home broke and pissed off and possibly butt ass nekkid. Miami wolves were ruthless.
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Yep, those kinda tricks definitely work on the "Omgosh, are you ok, sir?" good Samaritan hipsters who moved in from out of town with no sense of situational awareness.
On the real, I wouldn't even stop for Stevie......
I was out West Baltimore one time and finished up with this chick. We had shroomed up a little bit, did our thing and I rolled back to DC about 3:30am.
Idk if I was high as a kite or this really happened, but I’m sat at this red light and I look over and hear this dude screaming at a barber shop window talkin bout, “bitch I know you in there with that nigga! Come tf out or I’m coming in.”
Light turns green and as I’m pulling off, this dude grabbed the park bench off the street and threw it at the glass. Shattered the whole shit and everything and walked into that bitch like “where tf you at bitch?!?”
I chuckled and kept driving but I was thinking who tf is out here from midnight to 6am doing any good in the world?
Always got love for my Bmore brethren. Yaw folk be funny af but I’m always on my P’s and Q’s in the city. Any city for that matter.
Idk if I was high as a kite or this really happened, but I’m sat at this red light and I look over and hear this dude screaming at a barber shop window talkin bout, “bitch I know you in there with that nigga! Come tf out or I’m coming in.”
Light turns green and as I’m pulling off, this dude grabbed the park bench off the street and threw it at the glass. Shattered the whole shit and everything and walked into that bitch like “where tf you at bitch?!?”
I chuckled and kept driving but I was thinking who tf is out here from midnight to 6am doing any good in the world?
Always got love for my Bmore brethren. Yaw folk be funny af but I’m always on my P’s and Q’s in the city. Any city for that matter.
Could be homeless
hood’s version of Russians jumping in front of cars for insurance or settle on the spot money….The new America is grimy as fuck.
