is it this serious? This has to be scripted. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T_obaO46Bo&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fflisted%2Ecom%2F85134%2Fvideo%2Dyou%2Dwill%2Dnot%2Djust%2Dcome%2Din%2Dhere%2Dand%2Dtake%2Daway%2Dmy%2Dbacon%2F&feature=player_embedded#t=80