I witnessed a fight yesterday

LeroyDibiase · Aug 28, 2009

Maaan, I was on the Northside yesterday and was at the corner store and this nigga ran out from some apartment with his pants falling down yelling "She got a penis. That bitch got a penis." This bald-headed nigga was tryna make it back to his car but the broad caught him and was askin for her money. Then this big chick came out the corner store and went over to see what was up. I guess they were homies.

Anyway, so fat girl gets in the nigga's face and he arguing saying he ain't pay for no chick with a dick. And she saying he still handled his business, he need to pay. Well, he tried to get in his car and big girl blocked him like Orlando Pace. He tried again and she Hulkpunched that nigga on the top of his head. He was out. They stomped that nigga face in. You seen that episode of Martin after Tommy Hearns beat his ass? That's what he looked like.

They went in his pockets and dug around in his car. They didn't find much though so they took his shoes. Brother started to come to and they ran, well, one ran, one kinda mosied off. He was disoriented and wanted to know what happened to his shoes. I couldn't help the brother.

That shit was funny, it was like a real life tranny attack.

mealstrom · Aug 28, 2009

I always love seeing the other side of the story!

cli-terminator · Aug 28, 2009

I knew it was only a matter of time

Kaine3000 · Aug 28, 2009

BDR · Aug 28, 2009

LeroyDibiase said:
Maaan, I was on the Northside yesterday and was at the corner store and this nigga ran out from some apartment with his pants falling down yelling "She got a penis. That bitch got a penis." This bald-headed nigga was tryna make it back to his car but the broad caught him and was askin for her money. Then this big chick came out the corner store and went over to see what was up. I guess they were homies.

Anyway, so fat girl gets in the nigga's face and he arguing saying he ain't pay for no chick with a dick. And she saying he still handled his business, he need to pay. Well, he tried to get in his car and big girl blocked him like Orlando Pace. He tried again and she Hulkpunched that nigga on the top of his head. He was out. They stomped that nigga face in. You seen that episode of Martin after Tommy Hearns beat his ass? That's what he looked like.

They went in his pockets and dug around in his car. They didn't find much though so they took his shoes. Brother started to come to and they ran, well, one ran, one kinda mosied off. He was disoriented and wanted to know what happened to his shoes. I couldn't help the brother.

That shit was funny, it was like a real life tranny attack.

Werd?

Penancestare · Aug 28, 2009

epic lulz

D-TOWN REP · Aug 28, 2009

Crown&Coke · Aug 28, 2009

Beaty Swollocks · Aug 28, 2009

Sharing your story on BGOL is a double edged sword.

Let's see how many people miss the the point

Lurkutus · Aug 28, 2009

Action news on that ass. :lol:

I knew that other dude was a lie. :lol:

bro-man · Aug 28, 2009

I got a damn good chuckle out of this one...

Thanks for the laugh.. :lol:

BUU · Aug 28, 2009

cli-terminator · Aug 28, 2009

Kaine3000 said:

c_commander · Aug 28, 2009

I should have known that this was coming.

Makkonnen · Aug 28, 2009

borski? you out there? tell em wassup son

Cypher · Aug 28, 2009

Too funny

Rick Ronson · Aug 28, 2009

man it will be a fucked up day when shit like this really starts happening.

Sade · Aug 28, 2009

if its tru :lol:

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woodchuck · Aug 28, 2009

LeroyDibiase said:
Maaan, I was on the Northside yesterday and was at the corner store and this nigga ran out from some apartment with his pants falling down yelling "She got a penis. That bitch got a penis." This bald-headed nigga was tryna make it back to his car but the broad caught him and was askin for her money. Then this big chick came out the corner store and went over to see what was up. I guess they were homies.

Anyway, so fat girl gets in the nigga's face and he arguing saying he ain't pay for no chick with a dick. And she saying he still handled his business, he need to pay. Well, he tried to get in his car and big girl blocked him like Orlando Pace. He tried again and she Hulkpunched that nigga on the top of his head. He was out. They stomped that nigga face in. You seen that episode of Martin after Tommy Hearns beat his ass? That's what he looked like.

They went in his pockets and dug around in his car. They didn't find much though so they took his shoes. Brother started to come to and they ran, well, one ran, one kinda mosied off. He was disoriented and wanted to know what happened to his shoes. I couldn't help the brother.

That shit was funny, it was like a real life tranny attack.

Sade said:
if its tru ..

furlough · Aug 28, 2009

BUU said:

HisFlyness · Aug 28, 2009

Where's the original thread, I missed it?

doggish_098 · Aug 28, 2009

yo man are you sure that is the way you saw it there was a dude on here telling a similar story about getting his head rubbed by some ugly chick come to find out she was a man so he had to punch her then some big girl jumped in his car because he forgot to lock the door so he starting giving her kidney punches with all his strength then he finally got her out of his car beat both they asses in the parking lot hopped in his ride and peeled out as fast as he could. Are you absolutely sure your version of the story is correct?

dHustla · Aug 28, 2009

doggish_098 said:
yo man are you sure that is the way you saw it there was a dude on here telling a similar story about getting his head rubbed by some ugly chick come to find out she was a man so he had to punch her then some big girl jumped in his car because he forgot to lock the door so he starting giving her kidney punches with all his strength then he finally got her out of his car beat both they asses in the parking lot hopped in his ride and peeled out as fast as he could. Are you absolutely sure your version of the story is correct?