My dude, how long you been here? Years right? More than a decade by now.
Ain't nobody reading a word wall. I broke it down in paragraphs for you, you're welcome. Had to break Colin Powell out. You've been around here too long not to know
Mannnnnn, phuck what you heard, if you're out Beachwood, jump ur azz on 271 N, then hit 90W, get off on Eddy Rd make a left@!(do NOT go towards Bretenahl!!! I REPEAT AVOID that area AT ALL COST! After you turn left, do down approx 1 1/2 mile, and make a left on Arlington. You will have your choice several fine establishments for cousine, you will have a Sav-mo're shopping stop (a small boutique grocery story) and next to that, a mobile liquid libations establishment, where the workers the patients of JOB and are willing to ensure your brief experience is top notch. Once you leave there, the tour doesn't stop, you will head north on 125th where you will see some very HISTORIC homes where the price ranges from the mid to upper 100's on both sides on the street. You will see the same cornerstore that Richard Paul's father own and probably witness the love that this neighborhood is known for which sent Lil Rich to Akron for his sabbatical to spread the "12-Fish" Love that the world needs and it worked as he met LeBron James and a few others. NFL/NBA stars frolicked down those very streets chasing ICE-Cream men, and "the Wonder" of the East side of Cleveland.. The Hot-Tamales man, wearing that chefs white hate, handle bar mustache ridin a 10-speed with crate of Goodness on the back. Continue going north on 125th for about 1/2mile and you will hit the HEART and SOUL of Cleveland. "St. Clair Ave", you will notice the air is alittle bit different on "the Clair" some would say is smell like 200 base heads sweat sock after it rained and that walked in the mud and then the temp went straight to 95deg, some would say it smelled like 2 Dead Dogs, 1 cat with a dead Rat in its mouth, Piss from the licka store thats next to shaw savmor, but don't worry bout that, just make a left on "the Clair" and go 1 block to the FINEST DINING establishment in the CITY and surrounding suburbs. OPEN PIT Bar-B-Ques joint, est circa 90, walk in there, NO MATTER how long the line is, and tell them that you want that WINGS and THANGS special, mild sauce ON IT, a Polish Boy with fries and slaw on it with mild saw and a tahitian treat.... Now this is how you get away without paying for it... When she ask your name from behind the plexiglass, tell her and everyone else in there, your name is Derrell Owens and you Played Ball at Colliwood (makes not difference what sport) and ur back in town and hittin all the spots that you used to run!!! I GUARANTEE everyone in the spot will show you nuthin but love!
Njoy Cleveland!
Mannnnnn, phuck what you heard, if you're out Beachwood, jump ur azz on 271 N, then hit 90W, get off on Eddy Rd make a left@!(do NOT go towards Bretenahl!!! I REPEAT AVOID that area AT ALL COST!
After you turn left, do down approx 1 1/2 mile, and make a left on Arlington. You will have your choice several fine establishments for cousine, you will have a Sav-mo're shopping stop (a small boutique grocery story) and next to that, a mobile liquid libations establishment, where the workers the patients of JOB and are willing to ensure your brief experience is top notch.
Once you leave there, the tour doesn't stop, you will head north on 125th where you will see some very HISTORIC homes where the price ranges from the mid to upper 100's on both sides on the street.
You will see the same cornerstore that Richard Paul's father own and probably witness the love that this neighborhood is known for which sent Lil Rich to Akron for his sabbatical to spread the "12-Fish" Love that the world needs and it worked as he met LeBron James and a few others. NFL/NBA stars frolicked down those very streets chasing ICE-Cream men, and "the Wonder" of the East side of Cleveland..
The Hot-Tamales man, wearing that chefs white hate, handle bar mustache ridin a 10-speed with crate of Goodness on the back. Continue going north on 125th for about 1/2mile and you will hit the HEART and SOUL of Cleveland.
"St. Clair Ave", you will notice the air is alittle bit different on "the Clair" some would say is smell like 200 base heads sweat sock after it rained and that walked in the mud and then the temp went straight to 95deg, some would say it smelled like 2 Dead Dogs, 1 cat with a dead Rat in its mouth, Piss from the licka store thats next to shaw savmor, but don't worry bout that, just make a left on "the Clair" and go 1 block to the FINEST DINING establishment in the CITY and surrounding suburbs.
OPEN PIT Bar-B-Ques joint, est circa 90, walk in there, NO MATTER how long the line is, and tell them that you want that WINGS and THANGS special, mild sauce ON IT, a Polish Boy with fries and slaw on it with mild saw and a tahitian treat....
Now this is how you get away without paying for it... When she ask your name from behind the plexiglass, tell her and everyone else in there, your name is Derrell Owens and you Played Ball at Collinwood (makes not difference what sport) and ur back in town and hittin all the spots that you used to run!!! I GUARANTEE everyone in the spot will show you nuthin but love!
Njoy Cleveland!
