Finally caught up with SmackDown, pretty shit show....they need all their injured stars back asap...Can't wait for the king of the ring bullshit to be over, it means nothing, doesn't even get you a title shot anymore. Pointless. Cody(doing his best Sylvester the cat imitation as always) vs Logan was only interesting to me because it was champion vs champion, now I'm much less interested. Logan in the ring is fun,the second he opens his mouth I want to tune out.
Tiffy trump vs bianca - pretty fun match, they're both talented. Tiffy's tiddies look hard as fuck, Mexican boobjob.
God damn Bailey is a ugly bitch, all made up tonight and all I could think was damn, this is the reason the lipstick on a pig Expression was created.
Nia jax vs jade aka battle of the sub mediocre, I'm not shocked it was as short and ended the way it did. Two of the worst female workers in wrestling so just glad it was over and didn't go too long, Nia is a pathetic excuse for wrestler, can we please trade fatties with AEW? We'll take fat ass willow and they can have Nia the refrigerator jax.
The bloodline is paradody at this point and I'm mad at them for making me root for LA Knight(yeah!) hate toma tonga's gollum shtick, it's sucks, solo sucks and is fat, and the other one...well who cares? We want roman is the realest shit ever said by a WWE crowd.
Tonga vs uso at King of the ring incoming, if this leads to Jacob fatu coming in to help Jey against the bloodline then all is forgiven. If they waste Jacob by pairing him with the worst heel stable in recent memory then they can eat a dick.
Carmelo looked like a little kid next to Randy lol he's great but he's a ricochet level lifelong mid carder imo.
I think there was a tag team match between some random assholes
I just browsed the Internet on my phone.
The night was 2/7 meltzers, would have been better in the Tokyo Dome.