* Short Dog
I really cant believe this brother dont get more love as a damn LEGEND. I think the lazy flow and filthy lyrics made people think he wasnt an ill rapper and producer! This was my song, came later in his career but Short was so damn consistent.
[Hook]
Pimp niggas don't pay a dime ppppppppppppooooooooooooooooopppppppppppppp
I'm fucking two bitches at the same time
Then I hit the studio and I write a rhyme
I call it "Tramp Hoes Ain't Hard to Find"
[Verse 1]
I took two bitches to a hotel
I told em both "you know I won't tell"
Bitch, curiosity killed the cat
You gotta lick the clit while I hit it from the back
Don't be stingy girl, lick my balls too
You was talkin big shit when I called you
You said you never fucked another girl before
And you wanted me to help you so
Bitch, I took you down to the strip club
I told you "look around, who you wanna fuck?"
You picked thick chocolate, big booty, big tits
I told her she could have you, and this dick
She got so excited she got off work early
Jumped in the back and started lickin on my girlie
I couldn't get home fast enough
Now its time to fuck
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
When we got to my room she started actin nervous
Sat down and said "lets order room service"
I said "bitch, what are ya smokin?
A big fat dick coming from East Oakland"
I stuck it in her mouth, she started moanin
I said "hang up, get off my telephone, bitch"
I put the game down immediately
I'm a vet from the town, started freaking them freaks
And once they started, they couldn't stop
I fuck 'em for awhile then I kick back and watch
Two bitches at the same time
And neither one of these hoes is mine
I don't give a fuck, I'm a player
I been doin this for years, I got bitches everywhere
You think I'm paying hoes? You got the game distorted
You a trick, mad cause you can't afford it
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
Them bitches kissed twenty minutes straight non-stop
Strip girl on the bottom, 'lil momma on top
It was beautiful, you know what happened next
Spent twenty more minutes licking each other's breasts
Two titty sucking hoes, navels and toes
Bitch rolled her on her stomach, licked her asshole
I was smokin on a fat one, layin in the cut
After seeing this shit, I ain't wanna fuck
I wanna see how long they can keep goin
I don't know, I fell asleep on 'em
When I woke up I was getting my dick sucked
These hoes horny as fuck, they can't get enough
I was fucking them sluts 'til the sun came up
Nut in both their mouths, you ever done that stuff?
Dog baby, this shit ain't really nuthin to me
You better handcuff your ho or I'll be fucking your freak, nigga
[Hook]
Sing it, pimp niggas don't pay a dime
I'm fuckin two bitches at the same time
Fucking two bitches at the same time
Let 'em know pimp niggas don't pay a dime, bitch
Hit the studio and write a rhyme
These tramps ain't hard to find nigga
Bitch
Two Bitches
Two of 'em
2 delicious Bitches
I really cant believe this brother dont get more love as a damn LEGEND. I think the lazy flow and filthy lyrics made people think he wasnt an ill rapper and producer! This was my song, came later in his career but Short was so damn consistent.<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/-_XcqyZlGks" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
[Hook]
Pimp niggas don't pay a dime ppppppppppppooooooooooooooooopppppppppppppp
I'm fucking two bitches at the same time
Then I hit the studio and I write a rhyme
I call it "Tramp Hoes Ain't Hard to Find"
[Verse 1]
I took two bitches to a hotel
I told em both "you know I won't tell"
Bitch, curiosity killed the cat
You gotta lick the clit while I hit it from the back
Don't be stingy girl, lick my balls too
You was talkin big shit when I called you
You said you never fucked another girl before
And you wanted me to help you so
Bitch, I took you down to the strip club
I told you "look around, who you wanna fuck?"
You picked thick chocolate, big booty, big tits
I told her she could have you, and this dick
She got so excited she got off work early
Jumped in the back and started lickin on my girlie
I couldn't get home fast enough
Now its time to fuck
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
When we got to my room she started actin nervous
Sat down and said "lets order room service"
I said "bitch, what are ya smokin?
A big fat dick coming from East Oakland"
I stuck it in her mouth, she started moanin
I said "hang up, get off my telephone, bitch"
I put the game down immediately
I'm a vet from the town, started freaking them freaks
And once they started, they couldn't stop
I fuck 'em for awhile then I kick back and watch
Two bitches at the same time
And neither one of these hoes is mine
I don't give a fuck, I'm a player
I been doin this for years, I got bitches everywhere
You think I'm paying hoes? You got the game distorted
You a trick, mad cause you can't afford it
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
Them bitches kissed twenty minutes straight non-stop
Strip girl on the bottom, 'lil momma on top
It was beautiful, you know what happened next
Spent twenty more minutes licking each other's breasts
Two titty sucking hoes, navels and toes
Bitch rolled her on her stomach, licked her asshole
I was smokin on a fat one, layin in the cut
After seeing this shit, I ain't wanna fuck
I wanna see how long they can keep goin
I don't know, I fell asleep on 'em
When I woke up I was getting my dick sucked
These hoes horny as fuck, they can't get enough
I was fucking them sluts 'til the sun came up
Nut in both their mouths, you ever done that stuff?
Dog baby, this shit ain't really nuthin to me
You better handcuff your ho or I'll be fucking your freak, nigga
[Hook]
Sing it, pimp niggas don't pay a dime
I'm fuckin two bitches at the same time
Fucking two bitches at the same time
Let 'em know pimp niggas don't pay a dime, bitch
Hit the studio and write a rhyme
These tramps ain't hard to find nigga
Bitch
Two Bitches
Two of 'em
2 delicious Bitches
)!