It's uncanny how much she resembles my wife's neice, back in the day when she was in her prime. I never saw her in any swimwear or anything, but fully clothed...she's damn near a doppelganger.
There have been a shit ton of my wife's family functions where I was thinking to myself, "Why the fuck did I agree to attend this shit...DAMN!"
You know how you have to lock a reciprocating fan to keep it from swinging back and forth? That was my mentality.

Don't look...Okay, but don't linger!"


