“Thou shall offer thine chocolate starfish onto mine followers who have basked in the holey light of the trinity: Zod, The Reamdeemer, and the Virgin Mother Jolie. Only the chosen who have been anointed with the oils from the chosen provinces of Ahstroglidus and Kaiwhy shall be rewarded with eternal life.”
Doodeuteronomy 7:19
Read your Zible daily.
Zamen.