Bruh, ducks are gangsta as fuck.
I was going to a job one day.and the ducks had the road opposite my durection blocked and wouldn't let the vehicle through. So in my mind I was like "HA sucks for you bastid", and i started making my way past the vehicle and the ducks. It was about 6 of them fuckera and 2 of them was pacing back and forth quacking at the blocked vehicle. So I started rolling then one of the ducks saw me and jumped in front of my vehicle, quacking at it and wouldn't let me pass. 2 lane back road no service lane, them fucks had both sides blocked. 10mins later that mofo went a little too far to the left. I caught that mofo off guard, saw a little space and floored it.