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The I'm Pregnant April Fools Joke

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Okay so I smashed this shorty about a week and a half ago and the condom bust but I didn't nut when it did. I don't talk to shorty since then and she is heated but it's whatever. So today she sends me a text saying I'm late, thought you might want to know happy birthday. I call and no response and then text and she finally texts back. I'm never late and I didn't think you cared and I was going to make the decision on my own. This suspense continues between the work hours of 11 am to 5 p.m.

She finally answers the phone around 5 and then continues to say I'm busy you are making me nervous about this blah blah blah. She calls at 6 p.m. and says it was an April fools joke and she didn't think I would take it this serious, and I feel like Hulk Smashing the bitch.:angry::angry::angry:


How should I get her back?
 
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I had a bitch tell me this 2 yrs ago on April 1st...

Chick called me while I was driving and I damn near had an accident when I heard "I'm pregnant"

:eek::eek::smh::eek::eek:

After a few minutes of suspense, the bitch finally tells me it's all a joke!


:lol: :hmm:

Needless to say I cut that bitch of completley. Dropped her #, changed mine & Kept it pushin. I ain't got time for dumbass games like that.

:hmm::angry::hmm:



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guaranteed to bust before you do :lol:
 
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jimmyhat said:
I had a bitch tell me this 2 yrs ago on April 1st...

Chick called me while I was driving and I damn near had an accident when I heard "I'm pregnant"

:eek::eek::smh::eek::eek:

After a few minutes of suspense, the bitch finally tells me it's all a joke!


:lol: :hmm:

Needless to say I cut that bitch of completley. Dropped her #, changed mine & Kept it pushin. I ain't got time for dumbass games like that.

:hmm::angry::hmm:



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same thing happened to me a few years ago... fast forward to april 15, she leaves a message "why dont you call me anymore?"
 
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Damn, some of you niggas must lead some depressing lives not to be able to have a sense of humor like that. :confused:
 
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Nikka get over it, that shyt happened to me too a few years ago. I was too relieved to be upset.
 
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ugk said:
Damn, some of you niggas must lead some depressing lives not to be able to have a sense of humor like that. :confused:
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There are jokes that are funny, and then there are those that aren't...someone telling you they're pregnant when you don't want that, and you're envisioning 18 years of child support and the baby-mama-drama that might come with it...that's one of those jokes that is not funny...
 
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No homie, that's NOT funny...

Don't get her back...karma has a way of catching up with people like that...simply drop the bitch and K.I.M...
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Always let the chick feel she got the laugh last or you'll be watching your back for ever. Everytime you hear a car alarm you be rushing to the window. Just let it ride
 
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I GOT A TEXT THIS MORNING ABOUT THIS SHIT. BUT SHORTY NEVER SAID IT WAS A JOKE BECAUSE IT AINT:( I DON'T TRUST THEM CHEAP ASS TESTS THOUGH. I'M TAKING SHORTY TO THE DOCTOR:hmm:
 
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Yeah the bitch has been trying to call all day I just said thats fucked up and on your soul. And kept it moving. I was about to wait go to her crib and piss through her car window so she could truly understand how pissed off I was.
 

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