What do you do with all the shit women leave over your crib???

[Lapdanceking]

How the fuck does every women instinctively leave random shit over a nicca's crib marking there territory..

Its all the same shit long pieces of hair,earnings,bobby pins,jewelry etc. etc.

What do you do when they leave shit at the crib throw it away,hide it,call em and tell em??

 

[chitownsfinest]

That shit is so true. When I moved from my old place, I found some panties so old, I have no idea who they belonged to.

-CTF

 

[sirwoodz]

throw or stash that shit away. got a fucking earring factory over here....

 

[stickmanX]

i have a suit case in my bedroom closet all the way in the back and everytime a chick leaves something over the crib and doesnt pick it up the next time she comes thru i stash it in there

 

[bigirl]

dudes do that shit too

 

[MrBee]

Their goal is to eventually have 51% of their wardrobe at your place so that they can say, "I might as well just stay here, most of my shit is here anyway"...meaning that you now live together...

Keep that shit in check playboy...

 

[DeSiRe]

ive left bobbypins/panties/earings on purpose...just lil reminders to think of me...and to mark territory

 

[the Imm font]

im hoping they become famous and i end up selling that shit on ebay lol

 

[JCharades]

Its a fail safe for some chicks. Ever wonder why she would call and say, "I left something at your house I'll be there to get it." Its basically to keep track of what you doing and how you've been living since she left. If not that then its to show you show she's been doing. Never will she come over your house dressed like she just woke up because she didnt need it in the first place.

 

[sirwoodz]

ive left bobbypins/panties/earings on purpose...just lil reminders to think of me...and to mark territory

 

[J Storm]

 

[PC Freak]

ive left bobbypins/panties/earings on purpose...just lil reminders to think of me...and to mark territory

EXACTLY..NEXT GIRL BE LIKE DAM! SOMEONE'S ALREADY BEEN HERE "RECENTLY"

 

[Lapdanceking]

Who teaches them that shit do they do they leave shit by nature. At one point in my life I used to cut chics off 4 leaving to much shit ova the crib I used to get cabin fever..

 

[kdogg3270]

EXACTLY..NEXT GIRL BE LIKE DAM! SOMEONE'S ALREADY BEEN HERE "RECENTLY"

the next girl should NEVER see that shit

 

[bigirl]

Who teaches them that shit do they do they leave shit by nature. At one point in my life I used to cut chics off 4 leaving to much shit ova the crib I used to get cabin fever..

Last dude left pants and a hat over first time we fucked and then a few weeks later had a laptop, slippers, sneakers, more hats, to the point I had nowhere to even put all his shit so don't act like guys don't do it too

 

[D-TOWN REP]

throw that shit in the trash without hesitation

 

[chitownsfinest]

Last dude left pants and a hat over first time we fucked and then a few weeks later had a laptop, slippers, sneakers, more hats, to the point I had nowhere to even put all his shit so don't act like guys don't do it too

So the nigga went home without pants?!?

And dudes don't go home without they boxers and shit.

-CTF

 

[bigirl]

So the nigga went home without pants?!?

And dudes don't go home without they boxers and shit.

-CTF

he changed and left them at my crib

 

[Flawless]

if its good jewelry pawn and tell her i didn't see it

 

[TheIntelCritic]

When women leave shit all over your crib, they are "trapping."

It's a set-up. They do this to catch you out there if you ever decide to creep by having the next broad over at your crib.

Now if the next broad assumes that you're "single," obviously she will be unpleasantly surprised to find the belongings of some other chick at your house.

How do you counter trapping? Simple. Give your girl her own designated space (i.e., a drawer in the night table, bathroom, etc.).

This way, in the event you need to move something out of sight, you know exactly where to find it, all in one place (just empty the drawer out or hide it altogether). Giving your girl her own designated drawer will also make her feel special and less inclined to "trap."

This is a public service announcement courtesy of TheIntelCritic.

 

[Flawless]

So the nigga went home without pants?!?

And dudes don't go home without they boxers and shit.

-CTF

he prolly dropped his laundry over for her to wash

 

[2 ONE 3]

throw that shit in the trash without hesitation

Mah Nigga. I do the same exact thing unless she calls and reminds me






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[D-TOWN REP]

Mah Nigga. I do the same exact thing unless she calls and reminds me






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bro she better call quickly cuz my ass would be like "nah I aint seen it"

 

[Lapdanceking]

Last dude left pants and a hat over first time we fucked and then a few weeks later had a laptop, slippers, sneakers, more hats, to the point I had nowhere to even put all his shit so don't act like guys don't do it too

Ok he must be a nut who doesn't have his own crib trying to stay with you..

The most I left at a chics crib was 1 white tee and some used condoms..

 

[clitsational]

i have a
"Shrine"
where i keep it all

i show err'chick
soon as they get there

they all still leave
their own addition
when they leave

cus
every chick
is
different
and
special

in their own delusional minds



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[ShortyCumStain]

throw that shit in the trash without hesitation

This ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[REDLINE]

Man you ain't know, I scan over my whole house like I'm looking for a diamond in the desert! I clean to the point that you'd think I was trying to get rid of anthrax! LOL

 

[Afr0kan]

trash, unless its cash

 

[SamSneed]

throw that shit in the trash without hesitation

 

[DAHITMAN]

I had pieces of weaves, earrings, loose jewelry, and her cream of nature left all up in my house.
Some I give back some of it I throw away.

 

[bigirl]

I had pieces of weaves, earrings, loose jewelry, and her cream of nature left all up in my house.
Some I give back some of it I throw away.

pieces of weaves is

 

[D-TOWN REP]

niggas on this site have a million reasons why they hate chicks with weave well what about this one....

ALL THAT HAIR THAT GETS LEFT IN THE BATHROOM!

man that shit is more of a giveaway than anything, another female knows that aint your hair

I have had that problem on a couple of occasions that I can remember and its kind of hard making sure u get rid of every single strand of hair

 

[SamSneed]

niggas on this site have a million reasons why they hate chicks with weave well what about this one....

ALL THAT HAIR THAT GETS LEFT IN THE BATHROOM!

man that shit is more of a giveaway than anything, another female knows that aint your hair

I have had that problem on a couple of occasions that I can remember and its kind of hard making sure u get rid of every single strand of hair

thats why i clean once a week from top to bottom,that white glove inspection type,fuckin shit stays stuck on you even after 6yrs of being out the marines

 

[Jock_Football]

ive left bobbypins/panties/earings on purpose...just lil reminders to think of me...and to mark territory

I'm a panty thief anyway, so that's all good with me.

 

[malaki]

i remember one time my old girl found a pair of panties that weren't hers with some of my clothes. i was like oh that must have gotten mixed up in my stuff in the building's washing machine, when we went out i dropped em in the laundry room