This should be a new Olympic sport, it would better than breakdancing at the Olympics. Wingman-ism is crucial, striving for the gold medal is where it's at: through ugly women, precarious double dates, through raucous house parties, and fighting their way through a woman's friends' cock-blocking ways, the wing-man should be more valued than lemon pepper.
Man... the memories...
I've been on both sides, was the wingman and needed one.
Cue Dionne Warwick song "That's what friends are for......."
Lol
Hold on you would actually fuck that broad? I’m running interference for my boy but actually penetrating that chicks vagina nah homie I’m goodI would smash the torta, big girls have better conversation skills and we both like food.
I would smash the torta, big girls have better conversation skills and we both like food.
I had the greatest wingman, any woman with pussy he fucks! fat, ugly, dirty, short, tall, crippled, retarded; he took em down and knew his role and took it seriously to grab the leftovers. The weird thing is, the dude was very good looking guy, but did not like pretty women, in the end he did ended up marrying a hottie.
This is the best kind of wingman and every crew of guys needs at least one. If y'all 3 or more deep going out, at least one of group should have a legit healthy love of big girls.Hmmp...my boy'z lil bra saw me @club on this fine blond..catchin heavy interference from her xxl pal. Homie slid into the fray and pulled chubette out of the the love triangle for my undefended goal...For yrs i would thank him for his sacrifice..only to find out he just really loves fat white chicks.
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The sucking part people might allow cause “whatdatmoufdo” was created for scenarios like these.. but actually pumping and sweating oh god no uhh I mean to each his own but the ole damn I don’t have any rubbers on me line works well for this situation to^^^^
It's the one every one ELSE over looking and dismissing usually the smartest kind hearted good spirit good job and will suck your soul spirit essence and back fillings out with unbridled sexual abandoned
So uh um I have heard.
lol at that last line.. had a homeboy like that.. he was the og big girl lover from my block.. he always use to like to stretch the word “thick” to the max.. his love of fat girls was actually comedy hr to most of us and to entertain ourselves we would point out fat girls at parades to him and watch him go holla we would be laughing our asses off at his standards just dropping after every fat broad he would holla at.. we be like the standards are going below hell at this point.. he was also the female fluffer the nasty nig that you know that you’ll be like come on dogs wtf you mean you ate such an such out.. comedy hour he was.. he moved out of state over a decade ago and we jokingly laugh sometimes when we at parades like damn we need this nig around cause we know he would be hollering at some of these hot messes out here.. if YouTube, ig was out back in the late 90s early 2000s he would have been comedy gold on his big girl huntThis is the best kind of wingman and every crew of guys needs at least one. If y'all 3 or more deep going out, at least one of group should have a legit healthy love of big girls.
The kinda guy that doesn't see being wingman as just running interference but actually sees an ugly or big bitch as a personal challenge.
My wingman, gotta me to try a plus-sized woman just out of curiosity. She was very attractive, around 250-300 lbs. To be honest, it turned out to be one of the best experiences I've had; it was one of the best pussy I was literally balls deep in da pussy, one leg on shoulder move.lol at that last line.. had a homeboy like that.. he was the og big girl lover from my block.. he always use to like to stretch the word “thick” to the max.. his love of fat girls was actually comedy hr to most of us and to entertain ourselves we would point out fat girls at parades to him and watch him go holla we would be laughing our asses off at his standards just dropping after every fat broad he would holla at.. we be like the standards are going below hell at this point.. he was also the female fluffer the nasty nig that you know that you’ll be like come on dogs wtf you mean you ate such an such out.. comedy hour he was.. he moved out of state over a decade ago and we jokingly laugh sometimes when we at parades like damn we need this nig around cause we know he would be hollering at some of these hot messes out here.. if YouTube, ig was out back in the late 90s early 2000s he would have been comedy gold on his big girl hunt