This board was built on stories and pictures. That's why it's outlasted the others like OnProbation. Back in the day, there was a thread where people told wild but true stories. One guy fucked Cherelle (Saturday Love). Some people got their Pinocchio on, but most brothers kept it 100.
Well, one of the brothers brought up Cartagena, and it got me thinking about a personal story, so I can start this shit off
I'm about to drop the story of stories, and it's all true 100%
I went to Cartagena, Colombia back in 99 when I was in the Navy. My ship docked and everybody bailed, except for the folks who had duty. My buddies went drinking and some went looking for hoes - that's what Sailors do on port visits - drink or fuck or both.
My boy Andre Ingram from Jersey was hitting up this chick. She was fine, I mean she looked nearly identical to old porn chick Kiwi Sweet, but maybe a lil slimmer in the face and the same size titties and complexion.
Dre didn't speak Spanish. I took 3 years in high school so I said, "Como esta? Mi nombre es godofwine," and at that moment Dre ceased to exist to her. Dre walked off and didn't even hate that I stole his chick, but he couldn't talk to her anyway.
With the little bit of Spanish I spoke, and her limited English we were able to effectively communicate.
Now, I don't have no game - zero game...but I can sing. So I sang her something from Boyz II Men and she was swooning, but then said, "Puedo cantar tambien" (I can sing, too), and I love a pretty broad who can sing.
She busted out with Unbreak my Heart by Toni Braxton IN SPANISH, but I joined her singing the English version as she sang the Spanish version and we harmonized like we had been together like Ashford & Simpson and shit for years. That shit was beautiful, and she sounded different than Toni, for real because she did the song as an alto rather than the tenor that Toni sings it in
We walked to a hotel and I sat her down on the bed and sucked on those massive titties and fingered her...and she came. I mean...for REAL came...screaming and shit.
I know she's a hoe, and I know hoes can fake the funk, but I could tell it was real by the way her reaction was afterward - a little embarrassed. She blew me, I put on the rubber and hit and she came again - not as hard as before, but still she came.
When I busted she snatched off the rubber and swallowed it all - every drop the way I like it done. After that, she got up under my arm and cuddled with me as she rubbed her fingers on my chest. I tried to pay her and he refused. She pushed my money back in my hand. I pushed it back to her, and said, "para ti por un noche bonita" (for you for a beautiful night) and she gave in.
I had duty the next day and (I had to work the next day for the full day and wasn't off again until Wednesday. She asked how long I was there and I said we were leaving Thursday. She said she wanted to see me on Wednesday at 5:30.
Cool.
Got back to the ship and told my best friend, and of course it got all around the boat. Andre didn't even trip because there were at least 8 guys who saw how fine this woman was.
Fast forward to Wednesday.
I couldn't wait to get off work. I went to the spot we were supposed to meet up with my friend and another cat at 5:30 and she wasn't there.
"Aww man. Godofwine got played by a hoe, man. He was all in love and shit, sprung, and got stood up like Roxanne Roxanne.
About there were about 10, maybe 15 of us walking down the street to find a good bar around 7PM and we heard my name. It's a common name, but then it came again like a happy screech, "Godofwine!" My whole ship turned their heads. I saw this beautiful woman smiling broadly at me.
She ran across the street, almost got hit by a car, and jumped into my arms. My boys, all of them were sitting there like
The guy she was walking with on the other sidewalk walked halfway across the street, obviously mad with his arms in the air and called her name. She told me to wait a minute, walked across the street, opened her purse, took out some money, pushed it into his hand while he just stood with that
and she ran back into my arms. I was like Dana Dane in Cinderfella with my shipmates "Said to my family I've got to go"
My entire ship, by that point like 30 guys who were in the area gathered around joining the ones I was walking with as she held my hand walking down the street.
We went to an Italian restaurant and SHE paid for the meal. We talked for a bit, sang a few more songs, a duet or two. When we got to the hotel she gave me one of the best blowjobs I've ever had and she swallowed again. I played with the pussy and made her cum again, she got me hard again and I fucked her again. Again we laid up in each others arms like we didn't have shit else to do for days.
And she didn't charge me. Didn't even ask.
We got dressed and talked as she walked me back to my ship. One of the pier sentry guys took a picture - which my ex found when I got home and destroyed it. She held my hand and nuzzled her face into my neck like were more than what we were. I got on the small boat on the way back to my ship and she waved.
I can't remember her name, but God that was a great time. It was the talk aboard my ship for the 2 weeks til we hit another port.
One of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. Pretty face, soft lips, chocolate skin, toned body and blemish free.
Well, one of the brothers brought up Cartagena, and it got me thinking about a personal story, so I can start this shit off
I'm about to drop the story of stories, and it's all true 100%
I went to Cartagena, Colombia back in 99 when I was in the Navy. My ship docked and everybody bailed, except for the folks who had duty. My buddies went drinking and some went looking for hoes - that's what Sailors do on port visits - drink or fuck or both.
My boy Andre Ingram from Jersey was hitting up this chick. She was fine, I mean she looked nearly identical to old porn chick Kiwi Sweet, but maybe a lil slimmer in the face and the same size titties and complexion.
Dre didn't speak Spanish. I took 3 years in high school so I said, "Como esta? Mi nombre es godofwine," and at that moment Dre ceased to exist to her. Dre walked off and didn't even hate that I stole his chick, but he couldn't talk to her anyway.
With the little bit of Spanish I spoke, and her limited English we were able to effectively communicate.
Now, I don't have no game - zero game...but I can sing. So I sang her something from Boyz II Men and she was swooning, but then said, "Puedo cantar tambien" (I can sing, too), and I love a pretty broad who can sing.
She busted out with Unbreak my Heart by Toni Braxton IN SPANISH, but I joined her singing the English version as she sang the Spanish version and we harmonized like we had been together like Ashford & Simpson and shit for years. That shit was beautiful, and she sounded different than Toni, for real because she did the song as an alto rather than the tenor that Toni sings it in
We walked to a hotel and I sat her down on the bed and sucked on those massive titties and fingered her...and she came. I mean...for REAL came...screaming and shit.
I know she's a hoe, and I know hoes can fake the funk, but I could tell it was real by the way her reaction was afterward - a little embarrassed. She blew me, I put on the rubber and hit and she came again - not as hard as before, but still she came.
When I busted she snatched off the rubber and swallowed it all - every drop the way I like it done. After that, she got up under my arm and cuddled with me as she rubbed her fingers on my chest. I tried to pay her and he refused. She pushed my money back in my hand. I pushed it back to her, and said, "para ti por un noche bonita" (for you for a beautiful night) and she gave in.
I had duty the next day and (I had to work the next day for the full day and wasn't off again until Wednesday. She asked how long I was there and I said we were leaving Thursday. She said she wanted to see me on Wednesday at 5:30.
Cool.
Got back to the ship and told my best friend, and of course it got all around the boat. Andre didn't even trip because there were at least 8 guys who saw how fine this woman was.
Fast forward to Wednesday.
I couldn't wait to get off work. I went to the spot we were supposed to meet up with my friend and another cat at 5:30 and she wasn't there.
"Aww man. Godofwine got played by a hoe, man. He was all in love and shit, sprung, and got stood up like Roxanne Roxanne.
About there were about 10, maybe 15 of us walking down the street to find a good bar around 7PM and we heard my name. It's a common name, but then it came again like a happy screech, "Godofwine!" My whole ship turned their heads. I saw this beautiful woman smiling broadly at me.
She ran across the street, almost got hit by a car, and jumped into my arms. My boys, all of them were sitting there like
The guy she was walking with on the other sidewalk walked halfway across the street, obviously mad with his arms in the air and called her name. She told me to wait a minute, walked across the street, opened her purse, took out some money, pushed it into his hand while he just stood
with that
and she ran back into my arms. I was like Dana Dane in Cinderfella with my shipmates "Said to my family I've got to go"
My entire ship, by that point like 30 guys who were in the area gathered around joining the ones I was walking with as she held my hand walking down the street.
We went to an Italian restaurant and SHE paid for the meal. We talked for a bit, sang a few more songs, a duet or two. When we got to the hotel she gave me one of the best blowjobs I've ever had and she swallowed again. I played with the pussy and made her cum again, she got me hard again and I fucked her again. Again we laid up in each others arms like we didn't have shit else to do for days.
And she didn't charge me. Didn't even ask.
We got dressed and talked as she walked me back to my ship. One of the pier sentry guys took a picture - which my ex found when I got home and destroyed it. She held my hand and nuzzled her face into my neck like were more than what we were. I got on the small boat on the way back to my ship and she waved.
I can't remember her name, but God that was a great time. It was the talk aboard my ship for the 2 weeks til we hit another port.
One of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. Pretty face, soft lips, chocolate skin, toned body and blemish free.
