Woman says she can steal anyone’s man with her cooking

Met a very nice sous chef who kept it all ready to prepare/serve at home...weird that i miss her food more than her..

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She needs to be able to cook at least seven different dinner dishes (no repeats) before she starts talking all of that shit. Spaghetti, tacos, hot dogs, and hamburgers don't count. Hamburger Helper and that kind of shit doesn't count either.

If your Mom didn't give you a skillet that's older than you are, you're suspect.

If you can't use Swan's Flour... you can't bake.

If you can't cut up a whole chicken, scram. If you bring a raisin in the kitchen for anything other than Oatmeal Raising cookies, scram.

Otherwise, you're just a woman who's going to get fucked... not wifed.

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"No man can resist my specialty -- a 'juicy furburger,' " she boasted in one of her videos. "It 'fills them up but not out' -- for men conscious of healthy eating habits & their weight!"
 
she is TROLLING, she is really saying...

I could steal YOU man the OL fashion way..........shorties NOW A DAYS,

could slob KNOBS like the SEASONED HOES!!!!!

THATS WHY SHE SAYIN SHE COULD TAKE YO MAN!!!!!

and something tells me...

SHe AINT LYING!! but what she DONT KNOW is,

THAT CLOCK TICKIN and the NEXT honey is waiting to come up

and KNOCK her out the box!!!!! she better perfect that thirst trap game,

and get that BAG before thirty... and hopefully she want have to fuck with no

disgusting weirdo super wealthy arab to get it.....

say no to hoes that been to the middle east!!!!


disgusting, in fact they need to lose their HOOD CARD,

coming back spreading diseases got kniggas in the VIP smellin

like camel ass!!
 
This!!! Women were criticizing the things she was making but it just shows women don't listen to us. Most of us don't want fancy shit. Women be making fancy food on Tiktok to impress other women. Kya came on making basic shit and men were like, THAT'S THE SHIT WE BE ASKING FOR!!!
Right, just make some basic food, as long as it's good that's all that matters because it's the thought that counts and the fact she cares to make sure you eat and not be hungry.

Most of these women can't cook, they like eat out or buy frozen cooked food to put in the oven. I want my food from scratch because yes, I'm old school and that's how I was raised seeing my family cook their food. I don't mind buying takeout food from time to time.
 
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