Woman says she can steal anyone’s man with her cooking

[jawnswoop]

 

[TIMEISMONEY]

She sounds sexy ass fuck

Good start

 

[Coldchi]

she aint cook shit...........she got it at a steakhouse restaurant,....took it home and switched it from the plastic tupperware containers to a dinner plate.
stop cap cookin bitch. u know u dont make perfect texas toast like that.

 

[Costanza]

I would find this thread more compelling if it was a fat unattractive woman making the boast.

 

[keone]

she aint cook shit...........she got it at a steakhouse restaurant,....took it home and switched it from the plastic tupperware containers to a dinner plate.
stop cap cookin bitch. u know u dont make perfect texas toast like that.

 

[DiGeneral]

Shorty is nice, but mi nah eat nothing whe she cook too much guzu outta road fi dem fuckrey deh. Nyam food ah mi ras yard whe mi personal ooman cook.

 

[illdog]

Met a very nice sous chef who kept it all ready to prepare/serve at home...weird that i miss her food more than her..

 

[PsiBorg]

She needs to be able to cook at least seven different dinner dishes (no repeats) before she starts talking all of that shit. Spaghetti, tacos, hot dogs, and hamburgers don't count. Hamburger Helper and that kind of shit doesn't count either.

If your Mom didn't give you a skillet that's older than you are, you're suspect.

If you can't use Swan's Flour... you can't bake.

If you can't cut up a whole chicken, scram. If you bring a raisin in the kitchen for anything other than Oatmeal Raising cookies, scram.

Otherwise, you're just a woman who's going to get fucked... not wifed.

 

[Cannibal]

yeah she could.. steal me for 30 minutes of eating, 10 minutes of fucking. sure she can. I agree.

 

[DragonXJC]

That's cute, she's cute.
I appreciate the effort in a generation that can barely wash their ass right.