Young Chinese are 'too fat and masturbate too much to pass army fitness tests'

[Flawless]

A rising number of young Chinese people are failing fitness tests required to join the army because they are too fat and masturbate too much, state media has proclaimed.

The high rejection rate has triggered concerns that there are not enough youths in good physical condition to fill the ranks of the Chinese army.

A poor diet and frequent masturbation, leading to abnormally large testicular veins, are believed to be behind falling fitness levels, according to a report published in state-run military newspaper the People’s Liberation Army Daily.

Authorities also think the constant use of smartphones and drinking water with too high a mineral content are to blame.

In one city, 56.9 per cent of potential recruits were rejected after failing fitness tests. One in five was simply deemed too fat.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/wor...much-to-pass-army-fitness-tests-a3617881.html

 

[KRAYZIE]

The true enemy is the Western diet lol

 

[Diomedes3000]

A poor diet and frequent masturbation, leading to abnormally large testicular veins, are believed to be behind falling fitness levels, according to a report published in state-run military newspaper the People’s Liberation Army Daily.

Authorities also think the constant use of smartphones and drinking water with too high a mineral content are to blame.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/wor...much-to-pass-army-fitness-tests-a3617881.html

 

[the artist]

I guess the pixelated pussies in their porn isn''t stopping shit.

 

[Mello Mello]

What's too fat for the Chinese army tho? We hear too fat and imagine obese or chubby. But to Chinese too fat might be just 5 or 10lbs extra?

Oh well if they too fat and sit on the computer all day masturbating then why don't they recruit them for cyber attacking hackers. That's the new way to wage war these days.

 

[Flawless]

What's too fat for the Chinese army tho? We hear too fat and imagine obese or chubby. But to Chinese too fat might be just 5 or 10lbs extra?

Oh well if they too fat and sit on the computer all day masturbating then why don't they recruit them for cyber attacking hackers. That's the new way to wage war these days.

probably skinny fat, which is just as unhealthy

 

[RoomService]

The true enemy is the Western diet lol

Colonel Sanders

 

[Helico-pterFunk]

The true enemy is the Western diet lol

 

[Dr. Truth]

I guess the pixelated pussies in their porn isn''t stopping shit.

That's Japan not China. Porn is banned in China.

 

[Soul On Ice]

i'll never forget what they did to Prez

 

[Dr. Truth]

i'll never forget what they did to Prez

Harlem also had an Obama fried chicken. These Faggits think they slick.

 

[Dirtylakerie]

Anything to stay out the military!

 

[geechiedan]

Anything to stay out the military!

seriously thats all it takes..10 extra pounds and jerk off 4 times a day