What is your protocol when someone asks to use your laptop or computer

[hsm2448]

"hey can i check my email real quick?"
"yeah, hold on real quick lemme do this one thing right quick"


*Goes through 10 tabs on Chrome*
*Erases all history, since beginning of time*
*Goes to folder options, makes hidden folders completely hidden*
*Scans Desktop, make sure no perverted images/videos*
*Goes to Downloads folder, cleans up*
*Do the same for Firefox even though haven't used it for a year*
*Breathes sigh of relief*
*Hands over laptop like you are handing over your newborn baby to a stranger*
*Peeks over shoulders just to make sure person isn't doing any investigating*
*After person has left, sit and think by yourself in a paranoid manner about what the person may have seen by accident*

 

[woodchuck]

Here's my protocol: If I don't know you, don't ask.

 

[Sampson]

Fuck off and use your own.

 

[Drayonis]

I just say no.

 

[hsm2448]

im talking about a friend/family/relative etc. not a random stranger.

 

[Lick]

I just say no.

Yeah... Easy as hell... No! That is to my wife and kids so anyone else is ass out!

 

[prowess]

switch user/ guest account or . mostly

 

[TimRock]

no one asks me, because they already know what i will say.

 

[D-TOWN REP]

damn yall got that much to hide on your computer?

if they see some porn well got dammit they just gonna see some porn

 

[CarryOn]

 

[bighurt2k7]

switch user/ guest account or . mostly

Bingo. I have 2 user accouns. One for me, one for guests.

 

[NewyorkRealTalk]

 

[CarryOn]

"hey can i check my email real quick?"
"yeah, hold on real quick lemme do this one thing right quick"


*Goes through 10 tabs on Chrome*
*Erases all history, since beginning of time*
*Goes to folder options, makes hidden folders completely hidden*
*Scans Desktop, make sure no perverted images/videos*
*Goes to Downloads folder, cleans up*
*Do the same for Firefox even though haven't used it for a year*
*Breathes sigh of relief*
*Hands over laptop like you are handing over your newborn baby to a stranger*
*Peeks over shoulders just to make sure person isn't doing any investigating*
*After person has left, sit and think by yourself in a paranoid manner about what the person may have seen by accident*

lol, just create a guest user and log off

 

[BDR]

Here's my protocol: If I don't know you, don't ask.

Werd thats like a random nigga coming,to you askihg if,they can borrow ya cellphone

That shit happens to me all the time at work... Mofos coming uo to me while im on post askin can they use my phone.... Im like do I ask u to borrow a dollar? Get yo ass out of here

 

[TimRock]

damn yall got that much to hide on your computer?

if they see some porn well got dammit they just gonna see some porn

Nah, i just dont trust people, especially those who arent too computer literate. On a pc i had a while back, i let people use it, people were clicking on damn near every flash add that showed up on their myspace page.

switch user/ guest account or . mostly

only account on my pc, no need for a guest account because no one is getting on it.

 

[BDR]

Here's my protocol: If I don't know you, don't ask.

Werd thats like a random nigga coming,to you askihg if,they can borrow ya cellphone

That shit happens to me all the time at work... Mofos coming uo to me while im on post askin can they use my phone.... Im like do I ask u to borrow a dollar? Get yo ass out of here

 

[BDR]

Here's my protocol: If I don't know you, don't ask.

Werd thats like a random nigga coming,to you askihg if,they can borrow ya cellphone

That shit happens to me all the time at work... Mofos coming uo to me while im on post askin can they use my phone.... Im like do I ask u to borrow a dollar? Get yo ass out of here

 

[Coldchi]

i don't have any personal info, pics, music etc, stored on my computer harddrive. everything is on portable and external harddrives. i let a chick use my laptop one time at starbucks....bitch was on there for 15 mins updating her facebook and shit. the hoe gave me the laptop back and left....(but she didnt logout of her account)....and on top of that she left her thumbdrive in my computer.

but oh my damn, the homegrown that was on that thumbdrive....jesus. girl was a freak and a half. i know everything about her ass now.....she had her resumes and scanned photos of her DL and SSN card on there.


not many people ask to use my computer tho. if you got a phone that has internet access, you don't need my computer.

 

[D-TOWN REP]

Nah, i just dont trust people, especially those who arent too computer literate. On a pc i had a while back, i let people use it, people were clicking on damn near every flash add that showed up on their myspace page.

yeah I can feel that though

I had to educate my girl to stop clicking on bullshit

wanna know who on your facebook who arent computer literate?

just see the people who are always getting some sort of spam/virus bullshit coming from their page

 

[DCStandUp]

 

[the artist]

NO!
It's my money maker and I don't want no unwanted crap surfed on it.

 

[TimRock]

i don't have any personal info, pics, music etc, stored on my computer harddrive. everything is on portable and external harddrives. i let a chick use my laptop one time at starbucks....bitch was on there for 15 mins updating her facebook and shit. the hoe gave me the laptop back and left....(but she didnt logout of her account)....and on top of that she left her thumbdrive in my computer.

but oh my damn, the homegrown that was on that thumbdrive....jesus. girl was a freak and a half. i know everything about her ass now.....she had her resumes and scanned photos of her DL and SSN card on there.


not many people ask to use my computer tho. if you got a phone that has internet access, you don't need my computer.

ok, you didnt finish this story? did you post the HG? did you give her back her drive? did you contact her? wtf? put us on.

 

[Black_Hand]

No

... unless I know you or you're family

 

[AgentCreed]

i say no and i hand them the netbook which has nothing on it.

 

[stickmanX]

i usually just say no and look at them like they have lost their damn mind.

 

[Bluelaser]

 

[TimRock]

 

[brohammus]

I just say no.

amen

 

[hsm2448]

i don't have any personal info, pics, music etc, stored on my computer harddrive. everything is on portable and external harddrives. i let a chick use my laptop one time at starbucks....bitch was on there for 15 mins updating her facebook and shit. the hoe gave me the laptop back and left....(but she didnt logout of her account)....and on top of that she left her thumbdrive in my computer.

but oh my damn, the homegrown that was on that thumbdrive....jesus. girl was a freak and a half. i know everything about her ass now.....she had her resumes and scanned photos of her DL and SSN card on there.


not many people ask to use my computer tho. if you got a phone that has internet access, you don't need my computer.

nigga u do know there is a Homegrowns forum.

 

[BKF]

Guest

 

[Flawless]

you can always create a restricted guest account, it takes a minute or less to make one

 

[Crown&Coke]

I dont care...I aint ashamed of nothing on my computer. And I dont care if people know I got porn. ​

 

[dasmybikepunk]