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REAL TALK: What is the STRANGEST thing a Woman has asked you to do sexually?

SamSneed said:
Chic from Dominica, not DR. Man I was sprung, it got wilder. Once I got healed I went to see her again, this time she asked if I would try sexual Santeria( she spoke Spanish and English, in Spanish it sounded better) so I said cool. Her room is all decked out with candles and incense, I'm think this bout to get wild. She suckin dick and mumblin some shit, gets up tells me to stay hard, gets a candle and puts wax on my dick. Burn!
I'm havin flash backs and shit, no problem cause i know it's gonna get better. She leaves and comes back with a fuckin live chicken, I'm all fucked up cause Ive seen my aunt throw chicken blood on my uncle and that nigga Neva been right since. She can tell I'm shook, but says calm down. I'm dumb and I wanna keep fuckin her so I chill, she starts wavin the bird around and spits water on me and the bird. Bitch gets a knife and now I'm like fuck! She cuts the fuckin head off and drips chicken blood on my chest and dick, I'm froze. She throws the bird in a bucket and starts to lick the blood off my chest and dick. Again I bus mad nut. She gets up, takes the bucket and says ima shower. I'm layin there smellin like chicken blood, nut and coconut wax. I'm thinkin this bitch seasoned me up to eat me.
I shower and she calls out to come eat, bitch cooked the fuckin bird. I ate, nigga was hungry.
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Yeah...you win
 
cocobeauty said:
Don't you hear me!!! You better get your boy :lol::lol:

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we hear you...oh we hear you
 
SamSneed said:
Chic from Dominica, not DR. Man I was sprung, it got wilder. Once I got healed I went to see her again, this time she asked if I would try sexual Santeria( she spoke Spanish and English, in Spanish it sounded better) so I said cool. Her room is all decked out with candles and incense, I'm think this bout to get wild. She suckin dick and mumblin some shit, gets up tells me to stay hard, gets a candle and puts wax on my dick. Burn!
I'm havin flash backs and shit, no problem cause i know it's gonna get better. She leaves and comes back with a fuckin live chicken, I'm all fucked up cause Ive seen my aunt throw chicken blood on my uncle and that nigga Neva been right since. She can tell I'm shook, but says calm down. I'm dumb and I wanna keep fuckin her so I chill, she starts wavin the bird around and spits water on me and the bird. Bitch gets a knife and now I'm like fuck! She cuts the fuckin head off and drips chicken blood on my chest and dick, I'm froze. She throws the bird in a bucket and starts to lick the blood off my chest and dick. Again I bus mad nut. She gets up, takes the bucket and says ima shower. I'm layin there smellin like chicken blood, nut and coconut wax. I'm thinkin this bitch seasoned me up to eat me.
I shower and she calls out to come eat, bitch cooked the fuckin bird. I ate, nigga was hungry.
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.....ANNNNND I'm OUT!
 
SamSneed said:
Chic from Dominica, not DR. Man I was sprung, it got wilder. Once I got healed I went to see her again, this time she asked if I would try sexual Santeria( she spoke Spanish and English, in Spanish it sounded better) so I said cool. Her room is all decked out with candles and incense, I'm think this bout to get wild. She suckin dick and mumblin some shit, gets up tells me to stay hard, gets a candle and puts wax on my dick. Burn!
I'm havin flash backs and shit, no problem cause i know it's gonna get better. She leaves and comes back with a fuckin live chicken, I'm all fucked up cause Ive seen my aunt throw chicken blood on my uncle and that nigga Neva been right since. She can tell I'm shook, but says calm down. I'm dumb and I wanna keep fuckin her so I chill, she starts wavin the bird around and spits water on me and the bird. Bitch gets a knife and now I'm like fuck! She cuts the fuckin head off and drips chicken blood on my chest and dick, I'm froze. She throws the bird in a bucket and starts to lick the blood off my chest and dick. Again I bus mad nut. She gets up, takes the bucket and says ima shower. I'm layin there smellin like chicken blood, nut and coconut wax. I'm thinkin this bitch seasoned me up to eat me.
I shower and she calls out to come eat, bitch cooked the fuckin bird. I ate, nigga was hungry.
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I have no reason to doubt the authenticity of this story beyond the fact that it was too good. Bravo.:bravo::clap:

My wife's friend is from Dominica. She was trying to hook my son up with a chick in her family. Got to tell him to beware.
 
WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff said:
Just come out the closet bruh. I been tellin u this for years now. You kinda did when u had that other name persona. But you gonna need to sooner or later. All the smilies and shit don't hide nothing from anyone else. You in pain.
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Nigga hurting

That's how people end up snapping and shooting up gay clubs

Please help him work through this. So nobody gets hurt.
 

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