REAL TALK: What is the STRANGEST thing a Woman has asked you to do sexually?

ShortyCumStain said:
I ain't playin' :lol: I had some shit I wanted to talk to you about anyways. And I'ono nobody in E. Oakland to be fuckin' around but I've found that since I've been here, for whatever reason, Oakland niggas get along with me very well. :dunno:
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we get along with everyone. its hard to not get along with oakland dudes.
 
JACQUEZ said:
My shit is pretty tame - I've had women ask me to pee on them, fulfill a rape fantasy, ask to watch me fuck another woman. The one request that stands out is a girl I was dating wanted to wait for a rainy night. She told me to text her when I was less than 5 mins away from her apt. And she would be waiting at the end of her street in a Trench coat with only bra and panties underneath. The thing is she wanted to me to solicit her like a prostitute and ask her how much she charged for services and she would get in my car and we would ride around and eventually go back to her place where she wanted me to rape her, call her a slut and a dirty whore and degrade her.
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Chuck_Luck said:
Back in the mid 90es (and still in high-school) I met this chick where I used to work part time as a telemarketer. She was an older divorcee in her mid 30es. I worked in the evenings hours and I would usually have mom's Sentra to whip around. With a little game and some luck this lady felt comfortable enough to ask for a ride home after work. When we got there she invited me up to check out her place. I knew I was going to get some but I wasn't nervous, cause your boy Chuck Luc was far more experienced then your average teen by then. So we smoked a joint and we kicked back to the bed room and she pulled out a bag full of toys. I'm like "OK", but it was not what I expected. She then took out this pacifier with a miniature dildo on it. I'm like what did I walk into "oh hell no". She told me to relax put the pacifier in her mouth and mouthed out "fuck me with the toys". So I figured OK, while I had one of the toys in her I'd just slip my johnson in her wet pussy which was dripping wet threw her panties by then, and she would never know the difference. I grabbed a dildo and started fucking her with it. So she then tells me to put more in her. I then used two dildos and fucked her with it. She asked me to put in more. She had me putting anal beads, dildos, vibrators all in that shit AT THE SAME TIME. I then came to the revitalization that this bitch got one freakishly stretched out cunt. I'm talking about I could probably stick my head up in there type shit. Long story short I didn't get to stick my johnson in what ever that was, and I left there feeling some how violated. Like if I was somehow set up or something. I left the job a week later. I didn't realize how bad that experience fucked me up because I stayed away from older woman from some time after that.
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SamSneed said:
Chic from Dominica, not DR. Man I was sprung, it got wilder. Once I got healed I went to see her again, this time she asked if I would try sexual Santeria( she spoke Spanish and English, in Spanish it sounded better) so I said cool. Her room is all decked out with candles and incense, I'm think this bout to get wild. She suckin dick and mumblin some shit, gets up tells me to stay hard, gets a candle and puts wax on my dick. Burn!
I'm havin flash backs and shit, no problem cause i know it's gonna get better. She leaves and comes back with a fuckin live chicken, I'm all fucked up cause Ive seen my aunt throw chicken blood on my uncle and that nigga Neva been right since. She can tell I'm shook, but says calm down. I'm dumb and I wanna keep fuckin her so I chill, she starts wavin the bird around and spits water on me and the bird. Bitch gets a knife and now I'm like fuck! She cuts the fuckin head off and drips chicken blood on my chest and dick, I'm froze. She throws the bird in a bucket and starts to lick the blood off my chest and dick. Again I bus mad nut. She gets up, takes the bucket and says ima shower. I'm layin there smellin like chicken blood, nut and coconut wax. I'm thinkin this bitch seasoned me up to eat me.
I shower and she calls out to come eat, bitch cooked the fuckin bird. I ate, nigga was hungry.
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SamSneed said:
Chic from Dominica, not DR. Man I was sprung, it got wilder. Once I got healed I went to see her again, this time she asked if I would try sexual Santeria( she spoke Spanish and English, in Spanish it sounded better) so I said cool. Her room is all decked out with candles and incense, I'm think this bout to get wild. She suckin dick and mumblin some shit, gets up tells me to stay hard, gets a candle and puts wax on my dick. Burn!
I'm havin flash backs and shit, no problem cause i know it's gonna get better. She leaves and comes back with a fuckin live chicken, I'm all fucked up cause Ive seen my aunt throw chicken blood on my uncle and that nigga Neva been right since. She can tell I'm shook, but says calm down. I'm dumb and I wanna keep fuckin her so I chill, she starts wavin the bird around and spits water on me and the bird. Bitch gets a knife and now I'm like fuck! She cuts the fuckin head off and drips chicken blood on my chest and dick, I'm froze. She throws the bird in a bucket and starts to lick the blood off my chest and dick. Again I bus mad nut. She gets up, takes the bucket and says ima shower. I'm layin there smellin like chicken blood, nut and coconut wax. I'm thinkin this bitch seasoned me up to eat me.
I shower and she calls out to come eat, bitch cooked the fuckin bird. I ate, nigga was hungry.
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this nig sneed is fucking "dusk till dawn" bitches..my nig sneed gonna be swinging from train track bridges and having bitches asking him to let go..sneed new nickname is the lost boys..yo did u have to "feed" yet??



sneed on his last date

 
SamSneed said:
Chic from Dominica, not DR. Man I was sprung, it got wilder. Once I got healed I went to see her again, this time she asked if I would try sexual Santeria( she spoke Spanish and English, in Spanish it sounded better) so I said cool. Her room is all decked out with candles and incense, I'm think this bout to get wild. She suckin dick and mumblin some shit, gets up tells me to stay hard, gets a candle and puts wax on my dick. Burn!
I'm havin flash backs and shit, no problem cause i know it's gonna get better. She leaves and comes back with a fuckin live chicken, I'm all fucked up cause Ive seen my aunt throw chicken blood on my uncle and that nigga Neva been right since. She can tell I'm shook, but says calm down. I'm dumb and I wanna keep fuckin her so I chill, she starts wavin the bird around and spits water on me and the bird. Bitch gets a knife and now I'm like fuck! She cuts the fuckin head off and drips chicken blood on my chest and dick, I'm froze. She throws the bird in a bucket and starts to lick the blood off my chest and dick. Again I bus mad nut. She gets up, takes the bucket and says ima shower. I'm layin there smellin like chicken blood, nut and coconut wax. I'm thinkin this bitch seasoned me up to eat me.
I shower and she calls out to come eat, bitch cooked the fuckin bird. I ate, nigga was hungry.
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im dyin.....
:roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2:
 
SamSneed said:
Sex magic. Older chic, I was 23 she was 41. No kids, I think she couldn't have any. Something bout her mom had a fight with the side bitch while preg with her, side bitch put a spell on her.

And she was all bout gettin her booty hole dug the fuck out.
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oh you were her tender? no wonder lol. that explains everything.
she saved you though.
 
1.) This Filipino chick asked me to fuck her up the ass. I did it raw. :smh:
Pulled my dick out and it had shit on it. She sucked it. :eek:.
I was nervous as hell the next time I got tested.:scared:

Looked her up on FB and she is really into the lord and damn near a missionary.:please:
 
This one white chick in college loved sucking my sweaty dick and licking my sweaty balls after I played pickup hoops(no shower).
 
An old jumpoff called me one day to fuck her while she was pregnant.I forgot how many months but the baby looked due. While hitting it she said "Yeah I want this baby to feel what a real man feels like." My dick went soft after that. This chick is really successful and her public persona is totally different too.
 
SamSneed said:
Chic from Dominica, not DR. Man I was sprung, it got wilder. Once I got healed I went to see her again, this time she asked if I would try sexual Santeria( she spoke Spanish and English, in Spanish it sounded better) so I said cool. Her room is all decked out with candles and incense, I'm think this bout to get wild. She suckin dick and mumblin some shit, gets up tells me to stay hard, gets a candle and puts wax on my dick. Burn!
I'm havin flash backs and shit, no problem cause i know it's gonna get better. She leaves and comes back with a fuckin live chicken, I'm all fucked up cause Ive seen my aunt throw chicken blood on my uncle and that nigga Neva been right since. She can tell I'm shook, but says calm down. I'm dumb and I wanna keep fuckin her so I chill, she starts wavin the bird around and spits water on me and the bird. Bitch gets a knife and now I'm like fuck! She cuts the fuckin head off and drips chicken blood on my chest and dick, I'm froze. She throws the bird in a bucket and starts to lick the blood off my chest and dick. Again I bus mad nut. She gets up, takes the bucket and says ima shower. I'm layin there smellin like chicken blood, nut and coconut wax. I'm thinkin this bitch seasoned me up to eat me.
I shower and she calls out to come eat, bitch cooked the fuckin bird. I ate, nigga was hungry.
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:eek::roflmao3:
 
bxclark said:
Can you be more specific? Is this for jump offs or to find your wife?
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Its basicly a spot where dime peices go to find men of a certain level of success ... and where those men of success go to find bad bitches looking for accomplished cats..... profiles are vetted and verified... The women on there are usually open looking to find a dude in or above their "leauge" to smut them out !
 
Bitch was sucking on me with chocolate syrup on my meat and one of those vibrating bullets in her ass.
 
SamSneed said:
Chic from Dominica, not DR. Man I was sprung, it got wilder. Once I got healed I went to see her again, this time she asked if I would try sexual Santeria( she spoke Spanish and English, in Spanish it sounded better) so I said cool. Her room is all decked out with candles and incense, I'm think this bout to get wild. She suckin dick and mumblin some shit, gets up tells me to stay hard, gets a candle and puts wax on my dick. Burn!
I'm havin flash backs and shit, no problem cause i know it's gonna get better. She leaves and comes back with a fuckin live chicken, I'm all fucked up cause Ive seen my aunt throw chicken blood on my uncle and that nigga Neva been right since. She can tell I'm shook, but says calm down. I'm dumb and I wanna keep fuckin her so I chill, she starts wavin the bird around and spits water on me and the bird. Bitch gets a knife and now I'm like fuck! She cuts the fuckin head off and drips chicken blood on my chest and dick, I'm froze. She throws the bird in a bucket and starts to lick the blood off my chest and dick. Again I bus mad nut. She gets up, takes the bucket and says ima shower. I'm layin there smellin like chicken blood, nut and coconut wax. I'm thinkin this bitch seasoned me up to eat me.
I shower and she calls out to come eat, bitch cooked the fuckin bird. I ate, nigga was hungry.
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This negro over here in a Cluckold relationship.
 
This fly Dominican chick (shorter thicker Rosario Dawson with an accent) worked in the main office and we were cool from the first day...always flirting and joking talking, but every time I was single she wasn't and vise versa but everyone in the office thought we would make a great couple. Then all of a sudden she became withdrawn and quiet with pretty much everyone and that electric smile disappeared and was forced when we did see it. One day she says we need to go to dinner I was OK, we had never done that before lunch here and there a few phone calls but nothing arranged and formal

SO she tells to make sure to meet her a block away from the office and NOT tell anyone. I was getting a little nervous, she brings me to this fancy restaurant and asking all these questions and then all of sudden when we about to go she starts crying! I get up sit next to her and hold her and she tells me she is pregnant, I was shocked on a few levels one of which WHY YOU TELLING ME? come to find out her ex at first told her it wasn't his then asked for an abortion he just panicked and freaked out apparently but she was shattered. I was shocked honestly cause she was a nice chick and loyal and been with that dude for a minute. She insists on paying, and when I get downstairs she asks if I can go home with her I saw she was shaken so I was like no problem. We get to her split level apartment/townhouse place. She goes to the bathroom comes out in a robe and I just talk to her reassuring her and she makes a joke about her stomach and I ask her can I touch it? She says yes She doesn't let me take my hand away now I give her a hug and she starts to kiss me. I don't want to push her away so I softly kiss her back. I start to leave and she begs me to stay, and puts her head in my lap, I think it was the first time I ever told a woman NO and she pushed my hand away and forced herself on me. So during she starts to orgasm and moan "your the father" and begs me to say it too. Even when wearing a rubber I pull out but she wanted me to cum in her...and she kept moaning its your baby its your baby, papi.

She just wants me to hold her in bed after for a long time and she comes to work the next day like NOTHING HAPPENED funny light on her feet on cloud nine! Still flirting everything We were cool since I left and after...

funny thing is She moved in with that dude but wouldn't marry him. And when she brought her daughter to the office she told everyone how much the baby looked like me and when I saw her years later in Macys the kid called me dada and grabbed my nose. She laughed her ass off.
 
ShortyCumStain said:
Man, y'all niggas sho'll is speaking about some rather tame shit. Pee??? Nawl, that shit is super tame. I'm slappin' da blood out heauxs mouths and damn near slappin' 'em unconscious per request amongst other degenerate acts of deviance. And to think, niggas is up in arms in them GG threads. I can't even post no mo' about this subject. Bite some of da prettiest bruises ever on a hoe titties. Have them titties lookin' beat up for weeks. A heaux will think about me every time she sit down for defiance, or hell, even for bein' a good girl. But I'm fully w/da shits tho'. #sadist #ddlg #ds #ms #sir #mister #kneel #assumetheposition #openyourmouthbitch #youworm #kinkster #sadomasochism
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Folks I be on the same shit

These hoes be getting a supreme workout with me. I break my knuckles off these hoes faces jaws and ribs

My choke stroke makes em turn blue

I want these hoes to remember when they have secks wit Del shit ain't no joke by no means.

My joint be touching these hoes pussy bone marrow. I be creating donations for these hoes

No hoe tells me what to do while I'm fucking

She might say let me get some water and that's when I spit in they mouth.

I make them GG niggas look like pg-13 family movies.

And them hoes that be on the blade or got some motor on that scooter be the best ones.

I also collect hoes panties who I'm not gonna fuck anymore.

Shorty u ain't nastier than me folks
 
Had this white chick wit a huge tan marked round ass that wanted me to slap her ass while she was on my floor doggy style, no problem. I hit her with the rhythmic slap and she kept moaning saying harder, to the point her ass was red, but she kept saying more, finally my hands started to sting really bad and turn red, so I gave in before she did. :smh::smh::smh: Big Ol' perfect huge round tan ass.
 
shaddyvillethug said:
Folks I be on the same shit

These hoes be getting a supreme workout with me. I break my knuckles off these hoes faces jaws and ribs

My choke stroke makes em turn blue

I want these hoes to remember when they have secks wit Del shit ain't no joke by no means.

My joint be touching these hoes pussy bone marrow. I be creating donations for these hoes

No hoe tells me what to do while I'm fucking

She might say let me get some water and that's when I spit in they mouth.

I make them GG niggas look like pg-13 family movies.

And them hoes that be on the blade or got some motor on that scooter be the best ones.

I also collect hoes panties who I'm not gonna fuck anymore.

Shorty u ain't nastier than me folks
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Bruh. :lol:
 
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