Great White Shark Circles Father And Son On Small Boat

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nope
 
The craziest thing about the whole ordeal is I know where the shark is but I could barely fucking see it. I mean it was right in front of me, but I only saw it like 3% of the time. That's wild. And it never had the dorsal fin out of water
 
Shit, I've been scared of sharks since Jaws was released in the mid-70s, and I saw the movie nearly 15 years later ... and I live in Canada in an igloo for the Good Lord's sake.

We aren't exactly known for our shark-infested waters, and I'm still the dumb muthafucka who's going to need a bigger boat.
 
Man, y'all would've just had to take my word for it, because the second I see the motherfucker double back like he left something I would've hauled ass. Fuck picking up my cell phone to film this shit.

If not just for the reason that dude is a predator and he's looking at us as prey, and I'm on his turf with nothing to defend myself against his attack. The same way if he was on land and saw me with a harpoon and a machete, he'd best take his ass back to his block quickly.
 
yes because taking your kid to nature and teaching him how to survive is bad parenting. Clearly he knows the shark can't get em. Stop being scary

You're joking right? lol The shark can't get them or the shark doesn't want to get them? From the looks of it, they're in a small boat and its a pretty big shark. I'd get to safest because i don't believe sharks thing humans are "seals" either.
 
Straight pirate, make a chick walk the plank
If she's a shark, then I'll throw her in my shark tank (splash)
Straight Jaws ya'll ...


- Big Boi
 
Great white shark sizing you up for dinner
You on a little ass boat
Yeah..... it's time to be out

That's why these cacs always be on the news needing to be rescued and shit
 
Sharks are one of the scariest animals alive because you can't see them, great white sharks especially. Imagine if mosquitoes were deadly. That's in essence a great white shark. Great white sharks don't attack straight on like a car crash, they attack from beneath. when you get attacked by great white you don't see the mother fucker unless you're looking down

In the song 'A Horse with No Name' the line goes, "the ocean is a place with its life underground and the perfect disguise above," meaning you can look in an expanse of ocean and see absolutely nothing. There could be no sharks in your area there could be 50 if you have no goddamn idea.
 
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