Who is your pick for unsexiest woman alive?

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"Am I really the unsexiest woman in the world?"

That's the rhetorical question actress Sarah Jessica Parker posed to Grazia (which actually bills itself as Britain's "first glossy magazine"). She was responding to the title of "Unsexiest Woman Alive" bestowed upon her by a poll of the readers of another magazine, Maxim.

In questioning their choice, Ms. Parker fails to notice that she's acquiescing to the notion that there really is an unsexiest woman in the world. But she deserves credit for bravely admitting that it caused her significant pain, enhanced, in turn, by her husband's anger.

"Do I fit some ideals and standards of some men writing in a men's magazine?" she asked. "Maybe not." (Plaudits also for taking the trouble to Q & A herself, thus lightening the interviewer's work load.)

Again, Ms. Parker is on the right track, but only halfway there. She herself illustrated the point in the 1991 film LA Story. Playing SanDeE*, a dizzy, flirtatious young woman, she beguiles the middle-aged Steve Martin. (And, in the process, makes it impossible for girls to ever unselfconsciously twirl again.)

By parodying it in its most juvenile and blatant form to a T, Ms. Parker draped herself with the mantle of sexiness and the rest was history. It's indicative of her intelligence that her career was built on irony.

Maxim's readers likely weren't singling her out for a lack of sexiness, which no red-blooded man can dispute at this point. Arguably, it's her long face to which they object.

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In fact, Ms. Parker is the latest in a long line of formidable women stretching from Cleopatra to Bette Davis to Madonna. Though lacking the symmetry of a classic beauty, they bent men -- and the world -- to their whims, whether by disposition, determination, or talent.

The case can be made that Maxim's readers object to having a sex symbol chosen for them on the basis of her success in a "women's" TV series. Also, there's no disputing that La Parker is ubiquitous -- besides TV, from billboards to magazine ads to commercials -- not to mention, much the richer for it.

But, as is too often the case with a poll, it reveals more about the voters than the subject. First, Maxim readers seem oblivious to the extent to which their tastes in women have been shaped by today's surgically enhanced models and actresses. Talk about an image being forced down their throats.

Second, conferring a title as vicious as unsexiest woman alive on anyone reflects a poverty of spirit that, in itself, cancels out a Maxim reader's qualifications to choose the winner of any poll.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/russ-wellen/unsexiest-woman-holds-m_b_93160.html
 
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Okay...

From this point forward, all picks should be someone commonly thought to be sexy in the first place... Or maybe not commonly but fathomly (since that's obviously what Maxim was going for with Sarah Jessica Parker)...

Sad thing is, I know dudes who would go for Roseanne...
 
roflmfao...i actually laughtd out loud....quick question...was hillary commonly thought to be sexy in the 1st place???? :confused:
Hell no, that's why I said "from this point forward"....

The only person I've ever heard call her sexy was Michael Moore and that's just because he hadn't been able to see his dick in years anyway, which kind of lowers the bar a bit...
 
condoSCEEZZA Rice as Reverend Wright called her is up there on that list somewhere...

she has to be


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SHE'S HORRIBLE.....:puke:
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BITCH LOOK LIKE A NIGGA NAMED MADD DOGG :hmm:

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THIS PIC IS FUCKIN SICKENIN :smh::puke::smh::puke:
 
Barbara Walters is the unsexiest woman, in my eyes.


Sarah Jessica Parker is the epitome of a MILF...beautiful face...thin...a natural sexiness about her....FUKK THE HATERS.


In the immortal words of Rick Ross the Bauce..."WHO GIVES A FUKK WHAT A HATER GOTTA SAY?"
 
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It's not her fat and shapeless body that makes her so unattractive to me. It's that big fat hog-head of hers. I simply cannot abide that shit.
 
i just wanted to add that Sarah Jessica Parker is one of the ugliest jewish chicks ive ever seen

she is busted
 




That beauty mark drives me Crazy.


And whoopi ain't the prettiest-looking thing ever...but she's automatically eliminated from "unsexiest woman" contention b/c when ted danson was fukking her up against the wall in "made in america" and her ass and titties in "ghost" when she was trying to get that money out the bank was proof that she was fuckable.

Barbara was never fuckworthy, in my eyes.
 

Okay, time for a little game of "Who gets kicked out of the hot tub?"

It's you, the above monstrosity, Amy Winehouse and...

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I'll be fuckin' Amy 'til she says "Yes, yes, yes."

So, if I can only kick one person out, it has got to be that thing above, even the Octomom could stay in whatever XXL tub that could hold her and get it over that freak.
 
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