I remember a few years ago on New Years Day we just received a good amount of snow in NYC & the snow was very soft to where your foot could easily slide with each step. My friend & I were walking down Fordham Rd in the BX towards the 4 train. We saw this Mexican walking towards us in a bright yellow bubble jacket trying to look extra hardcore. He gets to the curb that is kinda slushy from all the people walking back & forth over it & loses his footing. Homey's feet looked like Sonic The Hedgehog going 50MPH while he's reaching out for dear life to grab on to something. Now if you've ever been on Fordham Rd, you know the streets & sidewalk are always packed. Unfortunately for dude, all those people who were around him suddenly disappeared as soon as his arms started flailing out for support. He ended up falling face first into dirty slush & looked like a chalk outline on the ground. That bright yellow jacket now looked liked beef stew mixed with yellow rice. First thing he saw looking up was me trying not to laugh. My boy, however, was laughing at the top of his lungs pointing the whole time. I couldn't hold it in anymore & had to walk away laughing out loud too.




