It's not winter if you don't see someone bust their ass. What's the funniest you saw?

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I remember a few years ago on New Years Day we just received a good amount of snow in NYC & the snow was very soft to where your foot could easily slide with each step. My friend & I were walking down Fordham Rd in the BX towards the 4 train. We saw this Mexican walking towards us in a bright yellow bubble jacket trying to look extra hardcore. He gets to the curb that is kinda slushy from all the people walking back & forth over it & loses his footing. Homey's feet looked like Sonic The Hedgehog going 50MPH while he's reaching out for dear life to grab on to something. Now if you've ever been on Fordham Rd, you know the streets & sidewalk are always packed. Unfortunately for dude, all those people who were around him suddenly disappeared as soon as his arms started flailing out for support. He ended up falling face first into dirty slush & looked like a chalk outline on the ground. That bright yellow jacket now looked liked beef stew mixed with yellow rice. First thing he saw looking up was me trying not to laugh. My boy, however, was laughing at the top of his lungs pointing the whole time. I couldn't hold it in anymore & had to walk away laughing out loud too.
 
Re: It's not winter if you don't see someone bust their ass. What's the funniest you

:lol::lol::lol::lol:Damm I miss the BX. Fuck it, I'm coming home soon.:dance:
 
Re: It's not winter if you don't see someone bust their ass. What's the funniest you

lol he did a cartoon run
 
Re: It's not winter if you don't see someone bust their ass. What's the funniest you

Another time my boy & I were driving & as we got to the corner, we saw a lady trying to shovel her snow. She must've not planted her feet properly before trying to move a big snow block cuz next thing you know her ankles were at chin level. She got up looking around to see if anyone saw her. My boy, who is driving, reverses, winds his window down & gives her the "I see you" gesture. All she could was laugh to mask her embarrassment.
:lol::lol::lol:
 
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Dumbasses in college always thought it was smart/cool to ride bikes when there was ice on the ground; this one cat was riding fast as hell and had to hit his brakes to avoid running into some folks, bike slid straight across the sidewalk, he got thrown off, then slid another 10 feet on the ice straight into a tree. All you could do was run up to him and give him this:

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Re: It's not winter if you don't see someone bust their ass. What's the funniest you

Dumbasses in college always thought it was smart/cool to ride bikes when there was ice on the ground; this one cat was riding fast as hell and had to hit his brakes to avoid running into some folks, bike slide straight across the sidewalk, he got thrown off, then slide another 10 feet on the ice straight into a tree. All you could do was run up to him and give him this:

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:lol:
 
Re: It's not winter if you don't see someone bust their ass. What's the funniest you

Am I the only one who dies laughing when someone slips on some stairs & falls ass first from the top stair all the way down to the bottom?
 
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