Anybody ever bang a chick that had excessive skin due to bypass/weightloss?

[losbreal]

I met this chick at a wedding last year down South. Everybody was getting at her. Shorty was scrumptious the way she was getting it on the dance floor in that gown. I get the number and hit her up a few times but it goes no where b/c she stays up north and I'm still down south.

Fast fucking forward to now. I move up north where she's at and I ask my homebody to ask his wife can he get the breezy's digits for me because we lost touch over the last year. Boom, I get the number hit her up and pick up right back where we left off.

That's when all skin breaks loose.

First let me say you ever met somebody who deals with their self-confidence by trying to be bold, assertive and over-confident added with the fact that now their getting more attention because they're smaller. It's like trying to mix oil with water I swear and that was her. Aggressive as hell.

Long story short, The chick comes out of the bathroom in booty shorts, bottom half is on point for the most part, I guess because that part of the body gets the most working out from walking and shit rather big or not. She starts giving me head with this big ass shirt on. I start getting into it and start grabbing her titties, arms and shit and notice that my hands keep coming up with a hand full of skin. So I do what any smart nigga would do.

I leave that fucking shirt on, recognizing what's going on and not wanting to get a limp dick, turn her ass over and hit it from the back and get my nut as quick as possible.

Just the feeling of that skin almost made me throw up......and OMG so much back fat.

 

[MadWun]

 

[DaAssWatcher]

I don't even want to think about that shit.

 

[Thurgood]

Close.

Bagged a chick that was BEAUTIFUL! When I say beautiful, I mean Suzanne Malveaux/Soledad O'Brien type face. Curvaceous body, great job, no weave, no tats, and worked out 4-5 days a week.

She had a tight shirt on when we fucked the first time, so I didn't really peep it. Then one night she's showing me a video of her on a 1 week vacation on China from 5 years ago.

NO FUCKIN LIE...the chick was about 350. I'm looking at the tape like "where u at?" That was her walking down the trail looking like Precious. Call me a shady, simple ass nigga....but mentally I never got over it.

The kicker, she's bad as hell, but I never wanted to find out what was under that fitted shirt. Shit fizzled...the end!

 

[hsm2448]

not yet but ask me again in about a year. a neighbor who is a big bitch but is actually really beautiful when you see her old pictures when she was younger, is scheduled for surgery in a cpl months. i figure then give her another 6-10 months to lose the weight.

I'll sub to this thread and hope I remember.

 

[Thurgood]

not yet but ask me again in about a year. a neighbor who is a big bitch but is actually really beautiful when you see her old pictures when she was younger, is scheduled for surgery in a cpl months. i figure then give her another 6-10 months to lose the weight.

I'll sub to this thread and hope I remember.

Plottin on a chick going into surgery...BGOL niggas have no shame!

 

[hanginbals]

 

[moblack]

Plottin on a chick going into surgery...BGOL niggas have no shame!

That's my nigga

 

[The Plutonian]

Experienced it once or twice. It wasnt pretty. Like ol boy my damn dick said fuck that, the one other girl had her shit down though and always kept that big ass shirt on. It worked....until I saw all that damn speed bag fat

 

[REDLINE]

Damn is that E.T.?

 

[MrBee]

Nigga...I was eatin....

 

[copper]

Plottin on a chick going into surgery...BGOL niggas have no shame!

Experienced it once or twice. It wasnt pretty. Like ol boy my damn dick said fuck that, the one other girl had her shit down though and always kept that big ass shirt on. It worked....until I saw all that damn speed bag fat

Y'all M/Fs are flipped. Nerve to put "twice" in his post and shit. I can hardly finish typing this shit cause o yo ass

 

[copper]

Nigga...I was eatin....

This is some funny shit. Perfect thread y'all!!!

 

[chitownsfinest]

HI-larious.

Yea...happened to me too. But this one BEAUTIFUL, WIFEY-TYPE that I couldn't believe I lucked up on not only had a little bit of excess skin, but also ruined a "great set of New York boobs" and got a breast reduction. Reduced titties never look quite right. The nipples are always off a bit.

Also fucked this FINE-ASS former co-worker of mine. Chick was no more than a size 4, but had 3 kids. Got her nekkid and you could really see how those three kids WRECKED her body . Her titties weren't even that big and they were sagging. Needless to say, I never hit again. But everytime I see her clothed, I'm tempted and got to remind myself what happened.

-CTF

 

[Clubber_lang]

When I lived in London I got a job in a bar and the coat check girl was a hot tall Eritrean chick that grew up in Sweden. One night the staff was hanging in the bar after hours doing shots of Tequila. That turned into doing body shots. next thing I know I am making out with the coat check girl. I suggest we take this to her crib she says no. She will have me over the next night for dinner. I said cool...

The next night I go over to her crib and this chick can cook. Food was off the hook. we are drinking wine on the couch. kissing here and there. Then she says lets go to the bed room. Now I noticed that she always wore closes the draped rather than fitted. She is tall (about 5'10") so I was thinking she has a slim frame. anyway... we start making out and my hands really start to roam. Her ass was as flat as it could possibly be. I had never seen an Eritrean with a flat ass. I could get over it. My hands went under her loose fitting shirt and her skin was just hanging there. no shape no definition just hanging skin. She also had an awkward shape she was hiding under those clothes. I was trying to think of an exit plan but she had my dick in her hand. she is giving me a HJ so I figure I would just finger her. she tries to get on top and I guess put me in her and I say "no... what you were doing feels so good. Don't stop." 2 minutes later I buss a nut on her leg. she is heated now say" you weren't supposed to cum. I wanted you inside me." I told her I was not ready for that. we should take things slow. I got on the night bus and took my ass home. I never called her or answered her calls. The next time I saw her at work I acted like it never happened. She did not speak to me again for 9 months. Even then she never brought it up again.

 

[hsm2448]

Plottin on a chick going into surgery...BGOL niggas have no shame!

im just saying she's thrown it at me plenty of times already but im not one of those niggaz that think "all pussy is the same" ya dig??

 

[DaDoc04]

 

[copper]

im just saying she's thrown it at me plenty of times already but im not one of those niggaz that think "all pussy is the same" ya dig??

I think you are right about this one Thurgood

 

[copper]

im just saying she's thrown it at me plenty of times already but im not one of those niggaz that think "all pussy is the same" ya dig??

I think you are right about this one Thurgood

 

[Atoosa]

Met a chick on a business trip in Hawaii, I work around whites mostly so when Blacks meet we normally get together to party our way after we socialize with the others. There were five sistas and three brothers, if you work in my type of environment you know what I mean when I say all five got served before we left. The first chick I hooked up with was absolutely gorgeous, high post and flirty......long story short took her to my room in the Hola Koa, and got the shock of my life. I knew I was in trouble when I stripped her down and felt her back nothing but loose skin, she looked ok but everything you grabbed was soft, loose, stretchy skin.... legs, ass, stomach everything. It looked good when you were not touching her but it felt weird....The next night I hit a choclate little sister that was kind of nerdy but naked she was the bomb....hit that on the balchony during full mooon awesome.

 

[dwnsouth]

dated a chick 5 years older than me who had beat Cancer. The chemo destroyed a lot of the muscle in her body and then the steroids they gave her made her gain some of it back but she also gained some fat as well. Let me not forget she had 4 kids with the youngest being 16. Oddly enough it wasn't as bad as you would think. She wore some of the best outfits and I also gave her a big pass on the full body spanks. The spanks basically kept the shape that the excess skin could not. There wasnt a place we went where men weren't looking at her. She loved stilletos and skirts which helped a lot.

Its one of those things where either you accept it or you dont. I chose to accept it cause when it came down to it the shit really didnt bother me cause she took care of it and hid it well (even when I saw it all I wasnt bothered)

 

[smiffnwessun]

Never!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CarryOn]

 

[meilmarc]

not yet but ask me again in about a year. a neighbor who is a big bitch but is actually really beautiful when you see her old pictures when she was younger, is scheduled for surgery in a cpl months. i figure then give her another 6-10 months to lose the weight.

I'll sub to this thread and hope I remember.

 

[malaki]

not yet but ask me again in about a year. a neighbor who is a big bitch but is actually really beautiful when you see her old pictures when she was younger, is scheduled for surgery in a cpl months. i figure then give her another 6-10 months to lose the weight.

I'll sub to this thread and hope I remember.

Plottin on a chick going into surgery...BGOL niggas have no shame!

That's my nigga

 

[J.E.T.S]

Damn is that E.T.?

Hell yeah... bitch sho'll look like she rides in a straw basket with a towel over her dome.


In regards to the thread, I have ONCE... I seen that lose skin shit around the stomach area of one of the females I banged out who had kids. Ass was phat and I swear she was fine as hell and thick until I pulled the shirt off and seen that damn big hanging ass stomach. I went ahead and smashed from the back and got rode... but after that I avoid bitches with fucked up stomachs and flappy ass eagle wing arms. Can't stand it and hate to see females out in public trying to pull their pants up and tighten the belt up around that shit.

 

[BlakMan93]

Hell yeah... bitch sho'll look like she rides in a straw basket with a towel over her dome.

 

[the artist]

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

 

[moblack]

Can we get some pictures?

 

[hussla's paradice]

Plottin on a chick going into surgery...BGOL niggas have no shame!

dated a chick 5 years older than me who had beat Cancer. The chemo destroyed a lot of the muscle in her body and then the steroids they gave her made her gain some of it back but she also gained some fat as well. Let me not forget she had 4 kids with the youngest being 16. Oddly enough it wasn't as bad as you would think. She wore some of the best outfits and I also gave her a big pass on the full body spanks. The spanks basically kept the shape that the excess skin could not. There wasnt a place we went where men weren't looking at her. She loved stilletos and skirts which helped a lot.

Its one of those things where either you accept it or you dont. I chose to accept it cause when it came down to it the shit really didnt bother me cause she took care of it and hid it well (even when I saw it all I wasnt bothered)

Them "Spanks" will fool the best of us.

Sidenote: if a chick does have that Bypass surgery, they digest food differently... so.... when she takes a Shit? you gotta prepare for a stench that will make ur eyes water!!!!... strong concentrated shit..... the bathroom smells like a Nursing Home.

 

[Damn Right]

dayum. some of u dudes have some FUNNY azzed stories.

that sheit happened to me before. it was someone i knew from around the way that was big but she was real cool so we were on some 'whats up?' type sheit. never really hung out much but just cool. she was really big and i didn't see her for a long time. fast forward and we bump into each other at this bar. it was like 'oh sheit!? whats up?'

she lost ALL that weight. but her titties stayed big and her grill was still really cool. so we just chillin and drinkin. laughin about nuthin. all the while we was gettin FUKED UP! then a lil while later she just throws out 'i always wondered what fukin u was like'. i was like 'u never acted like it!' and she was like 'u never came at me like that'. she had to have known it was because of her size but her face and personality were always on point. so about 40 mins later we at the crib, kissin and touchin and sheit. we both still fuked up and i ain't bothered to turn on none of the lights in my place. we go right to the bedroom and it's still lights out. we both get buck naked and even though it's dark as fuk, i'm still kinda seein rolls of skin. and i could feel that sheit too. i mean i'm actually folding skin over in some places. finished fukin then must've passed out cause the next thing i know it's morning and she's gone.

we spoke on it once after that and i pretty much said i wasn't lookin for a relationship and wanted to keep things between us the way they were. she was cool with it but i doubt i coulda gone through with tha fukin if i was sober

 

[losbreal]

Glad I wasn't the only one with a story. These shits are funny tho.

 

[hsm2448]

niggas in here talking shit but at least ima wait until she skinny.

 

[kinglickk]

Plottin on a chick going into surgery...BGOL niggas have no shame!

I fucking LOVE it. Niggas here never disappoint!!!

 

[TIMEISMONEY]

nope but funny ass thread though!!!