69-years-old Raiders owner Mark Davis, said his 26 year old girlfriend didn’t know he was a billionaire

[tajshan]

Well played young lady, well played Got his dumb ass.

Even rich men can be simps.

Look at Jeff Bezos and his plastic retread.

All the fine ass intelligent women on this planet, and that is what his ass is about to give $300-$500 million in the seven year divorce settlement.

Maybe they didn't like him

 

[Non-StopJFK2TAB]

I'm afraid to ask

Apparently he drives a Dodge Caravan with a VCR strapped to the roof.

 

[woodchuck]

"Attracted to my beautiful smile" = Knew he was a billionaire.

 

[ORIGINAL NATION]

She can take that show on the road. Like his smile got her fucked.

 

[tallblacknyc]

That dumb muthafucka also thinks his hair looks good

mark: it is cool, that’s what all the chicks talk about when I’m driving by top down in my Ferrari. Hey did you see that guys hair is what they say

 

[tallblacknyc]

He drives all the way past Fresno for a specific barber for that haircut.

This who cuts his hair

 

[Mrboogieallnight]

I was thinking "I thought this fool was dead" not realizing it's his son. Ol man davis rolling around in his tracksuit in his end zone grave site.

 

[Non-StopJFK2TAB]

mark: it is cool, that’s what all the chicks talk about when I’m driving by top down in my Ferrari. Hey did you see that guys hair is what they say

My gut instinct is to say he’s slow but the asshole in me is saying this is the former president raised by a loving family.

 

[jack walsh13]

I didnt know that milk came from cows. I thought it just came in the grocery store from the back.

God fuckin damn you!!!!!!

 

[PJN]

Wait, how are you guys able to describe this...thing? Honestly, if I was in a police station and told to describe it, it would be "ugliness beyond the possible, something that shouldn't exist, an aborted fetus that grew up."

 

[King Mob]

https://www.thedigitalfix.com/wp-content/sites/thedigitalfix/2023/04/dumb-dumber.jpg

 

[PJN]

https://www.thedigitalfix.com/wp-content/sites/thedigitalfix/2023/04/dumb-dumber.jpg

Bruh, that's an insult to the fictional character.

 

[PJN]

https://www.thedigitalfix.com/wp-content/sites/thedigitalfix/2023/04/dumb-dumber.jpg

 

[jack walsh13]

Wait, how are you guys able to describe this...thing? Honestly, if I was in a police station and told to describe it, it would be "ugliness beyond the possible, something that shouldn't exist, an aborted fetus that grew up."

 

[Bumpee]

Where is the "BULLSHIT" Boy.........

 

[JustChillin]

Ok buddy!!!!

 

[King Mob]

Bruh, that's an insult to the fictional character.

He look and sound just like buddy, aged 10-25 years...

 

[BlackRob]

 

[TheFuser]

That is GOLDEN!!!!

 

[Curtwalk]

Well I can see why his team stays losing