There's just no way to successfully commit to one. So fuck em all.Dear God or whomever, between DWBass and Jack Walsh posts, I don't know if there's a verse strong enough to keep me on the righteous path. This could be your blessings. However, if the devil's temptations is a quarter of their work, then consider me a lifetime sinner and subscribed follower to his daily temptations. If you're not subscribed to this post, I'll give you updates during my forgiveness prayers. I know you'll understand.