Accidental and Unintentional Nudity
- Thread starter Duece
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She's becoming the new Bai Ling....
Of course.
Women have been wearing mini skirts since the 1960s.
Revealing clothing became a thing in the 1970s, yet wardrobe malfunctions are a fairly new phenomenon, once people became more attention-oriented.
Ever have any "porn parody" moments?
man I did door to door from my early 20s til my mid 40s even when I owned the contract mainly cause of all the female exposure. Its so many I dont even know where to start. I did collections which was the most awesome thing ever. the company would do a soft disconnect on Fridays and On saturdays we would go collect past due balances and get them back on or we collected the boxes.everyone loved that weekend cause it was an easy $1000-$1500. I will never forget this one Saturday cause I drew the best route cause it was in the rich part of Columbus and everyone had money or checks ready and most even paid a tip so it was not uncommon to make 2 Gs. I went to this house in the cul de sac that was up on the top of the driveway. We were told never drive in the driveway casue them people would get mad and complain if u had a car that dripped oil so we parked on street. this house was way up this long ass driveway and I was like damn walking this shit sucks. So I knocked on door and this mid 30s early 40s blonde white woman opened the door. 1st thing I noticed was she was in her robe and she had huge tits. so i did my speel and she said come in ill get u a check. I stepped in and just waited,this woman came back in butt ass naked. She was like heers ur check and here is some tight ass pussy if u fuckin. I spent almost an hour fuckin this chick all over that big ass house. I left and felt like I was THE man come to find out on Monday when all the reps would turn in the money in and boxes they all started laughing at me I was like what the hell is funny and the old Hawaiian dude was like you got THE route this weekend. I was like yeah I made good money he was like no you had the route with the freaky ass blonde.I was like yeah and he said you do know she has fucked almost every rep here even the girls. She is a cerified nympho and she gets off on fuckin the cable man or woman. Thats just 1 I got so many you wouldnt believe it.Ever have any "porn parody" moments?
So she gave you money AND some MOOOOONNNNNEYYYY!!!
Columbus ya say?? I might be dropping buy to sell some umm encyclopedias
Columbus is a completely different city now,the cable company I worked for doesnt even exist anymore and that neighborhood isnt the same and from what I was told they now make all door to door get a license and register so its not nearly like those daysSo she gave you money AND some MOOOOONNNNNEYYYY!!!
Columbus ya say?? I might be dropping buy to sell some umm encyclopedias