Angel Hernandez’s ugly reputation wasn’t only reason for his downfall
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Published May 28, 2024, 1:30 p.m. ET
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“From the benches, black with people
There went up a muffled roar
Like the beating of the storm-waves
On a stern and distant shore;
“KILL HIM! KILL THE UMPIRE!”
Shouted someone on the stand;
And it’s likely they’d have killed him
Had not Casey raised his hand …”
– Ernest Lawrence Thayer
Some years ago, I asked a major league manager I’d come to know well about the umpire Angel Hernandez.
“You see he’s working a series, you know he’s gonna f–k you once, and he’s probably gonna f–k you a few more times after that,” he said. “You just pray to God that the f–king doesn’t come in the ninth inning and cost you a ballgame.”
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MLB umpire Angel Hernandez (r.) has retired.AP
Tuesday morning, I reached out to that same fellow and asked if he’d like to amend that observation to commemorate
Hernandez’s retirement from baseball.
“It’s a long game,” he said. “Sooner or later he was gonna f–k you out of one.”
Here’s the thing, though.
It’s almost certain that Angel Hernandez wasn’t the worst umpire of all time. Hell, he didn’t even come out on top every time when they’d poll players and managers anonymously about who the worst modern-day umpires are.
(Though if he didn’t win, he almost always managed to place or show.)
That was hard to argue Tuesday, though. If you Googled “worst umpires in MLB history,” the first 40 posts were related to Hernandez. Within an hour of the announcement beginning to circulate Monday evening, there were soon more greatest-hits packages of Angel Hernandez than the Rolling Stones, the Eagles and Billy Joel put together.
But it was Hernandez who had the misfortune of being, for three decades, the consensus worst umpire in the game at a time when every pitch — literally every single pitch — was available on video. And every time you would see a tweet or a TikTok that began “you won’t believe this call” … well, before you ever clicked you knew there was a good chance Angel Hernandez’s name was going to be there.
We can assume that, say, Nestor Chylak and Ron Luciano blew their share of easy calls — and we know this because there really is grainy video of Billy Martin and Earl Weaver coming especially unglued as the result of those calls. There are 10 umpires (including Chylak) in the Hall of Fame; we’ll have to take it on faith that Cal Hubbard and Jocko Conlan and Hank O’Day probably had inconsistent strike zones once in a while.
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Yankees manager Aaron Boone argues with umpire Angel Hernandez on April 7, 2024.Bill Kostroun for the NY Post
We’ll just never know it.
We know every call Hernandez blew. Every one.
And hey: It’s long been a part of attending a baseball game to give umpires hell from the stands. That passage that led the column? “Casey at the Bat” was written in 1882, what we consider a far more genteel time, with spectators wearing coats and ties and bowler caps, women bringing parasols along on hot days. And even they wanted to kill the umpire.
Eight years ago, Noah Syndergaard threw behind Chase Utley at Citi Field and was ejected from the game; what’s best known about that is the
famous “ass in the jackpot” blowup between Mets manager Terry Collins and umpire Tom Hallion. It’s a priceless and hilarious piece of video. But I was there that night, in the stands, and for a long uncomfortable while it seemed the fans in the stands … well, actually wanted to kill Hallion.
(Update: They did not. The Dodgers won the game 9-1. After a while, most of the fight was drained out of the fans.)
Other sports have refs that make fans wince when they see them. Scott Foster is a fine NBA ref who is
also called “The Extender” because his reputation is that if the NBA “wants” a series to last a game or two longer, he’s the man for the job. Rangers fans have an APB out for
NHL ref Kelly Sutherland.
The late Rollie Massimino told me a story once of losing a game early in his career and getting jobbed for 40 minutes by the refs, being so angry he walked the mile back to the team hotel … only to arrive to see those same refs sharing a pitcher of cheer with the home coach and AD, after which he tore up his hotel room like he was a member of Led Zeppelin.
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Kyle Schwarber of the Phillies argues with umpire Angel Hernandez on April 24, 2022.AP
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(EDITOR’S NOTE: this may or may not have happened at St. Bonaventure.)
So: No. Angel Hernandez wasn’t alone in being terrible at the job of adjudicating sporting events. And also: No, he will not be missed, not by fans, probably not by his fellow umps, since he might have been singularly responsible for the
robo-umps that’ll soon be a part of the game. He did have the great misfortune of being bad at his job at a moment in time when everyone could see just how bad he was. Tough luck.