Bud Apple Beer. the other white meat.
Lots of history between us. Mostly starting with here, hold my beer....
just some notables with the endings
woke up in my own puke in a ditch
woke up next to the ugliest wookie looking female i have ever seen, that's counting horror flicks
woke up without a wallet after leaving home with $500
woke up on way to policestation, apparently, i had been in a brawl. Was sore as fuck next day and bruised up
woke up early and had to see base commander
another brawl
woke up with the finest stripper at the strip club. had another beer and went at it....supposedly for my 5th time (gamma man
)
yep, mf beer. You ain't sheeeeeit hawse