You have always known that "Procrastination" is not your friend. You had to have a few documents notarized and you didn't get to Citibank until 4:40 PM (they close at 5).
Ms. Naomi Barnes a Customer Representative had assisted you before, but had to tell you and a few others to come back tomorrow. You left disappointed, but then got a mysterious text from Ms. Barnes. She could notarize your paperwork if you could meet her around 6:30 at her apartment.
She realized that you live about 7, 8 blocks away from her. You agreed and met her on the lobby of her building and she invited you upstairs. You were elated because you would be able to FedEx Overnight the documents and beat the deadline.
You "Thanked" Ms. Barnes and asked her if you could use her bathroom, but when you came out she told you that since she did this on her own time you will incur at fee.
She wanted you to "eat the Chookie."
Better hurry, FedEx closes at 8:00 PM.