A few weeks ago your friend Ivan met some female while he was visiting his family in Washington, D.C. She was a good friend of his younger cousin and the only thing they probably had in common was that they both read from left to right.
The problem was she looked good, and seemed interested in him.
Yeah, Ivan was thinking she might be looking at him like he was a potential "Sugar Daddy," but that didn't matter to him because Ivan stayed broke. Nevertheless, he knew you were in town and since she wanted to "hangout" he asked you to tag along as his "wingman,"
since she was bringing her girlfriend..."Gypsie."