You lucked up and managed to get 2 tickets to see Philadelphia 76ers vs. New York Knicks, Game 1@ the Garden. It was sorta at the last minute so you called your friend Max, and asked him if he wanted to go.
He did, cool. You had good seats about 9 rows up from the court, and it was exciting to see some of the celebrities at the game, but one person stood out.
Max, spotted this "cutie" sitting Courtside and was convinced he was in love. The only problem is he really didn’t have anyway of going over there and talking to her.
You had a plan. Max didn’t know that one of your friends from your job works security at the Garden. This must have been pure fate because whoever was sitting behind her left early in the 4th quarter and you friend from work said he could let him sit there for a bit (he had to escort him to the seat because security would have otherwise stopped him).
Max got his chance and somehow he managed to get her number. There was just a few issues. First an foremost, ""Emmmy" was basically the mistress of one of the Knicks players (she lied an said the guy was her cousin, but your coworker was able to get the real information on her).
Max and Emmmy have been texting each other, but he's not sure if they are going to get together (since his pockets are light compared to ???)
Furthermore, he would be a "side piece" to a "side piece."