They say when you assume
you make an ASS
out of U
and ME
About 2 years ago you went to a Family Reunion sponsored by your older cousin Ruth. The 5 day affair was nice and you got a chance to see family members that you haven't seen for years.
But, there was one family member that you didn’t recognize and that was a young lady named Andrea that was "hanging out" with your cousin LeAnn.
Andrea was an attractive young lady and to be honest you would have thought about "hooking up" with her if she wasn't family. Therefore, you realize that any interactions between you and her is just her being "friendly."
This went on for about 2 days and then you noticed your cousin TJ spending more time around her. What then became concerning to you was seeing TJ rubbing suntan lotion on Andrea while they were sitting at Ruth's pool.
You thought this was odd and decided to ask LeAnn what is going on with TJ and his cousin Andrea? LeAnn laughed and explained Andrea is not family, she is her friend from college.