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You've been dating Kenya Hall for about a year now, and the relationship is pretty good except one small problem that involves her father.
It's not that you and her father don't get along, in fact you have a great time "hanging out" with him talking about life, sports, money, etc. You've enough spent Sunday afternoons watching football with him and almost forgot you came over with your girlfriend.
The problem is with his new wife, Michelle. See, Mr. Hall is almost 80, retire and receives 2 pensions one from the Navy and another from the Department of Corrections (plus Social Security).
His new bride, Michelle is currently employed by Corrections and is in her early 30s.
Michelle in no uncertain terms let you no that you can "play with her yoyo" whenever you want to. She made that clear one day when you came in the house and she threw you against the wall and pretended to search you (she felt you up and gave you a 30 second "hand job" while doing this).
You can't tell your girl because she already hates Michelle. You can't tell Mr. Hall because that would upset what he perceives to be a "Happy home?"
When you went to pick up Kenya last Sunday her and Mr. Hall made a quick run to Paramus mall and Kenya called you and asked you to just wait at her dad's house.
Michelle knew it was just you and her in the house and told you that you could watch television in either the living room or one of the bedrooms. You elect to stay in the living room but 5 minutes later Michelle said she needed your help with something in the bedroom...
It's not that you and her father don't get along, in fact you have a great time "hanging out" with him talking about life, sports, money, etc. You've enough spent Sunday afternoons watching football with him and almost forgot you came over with your girlfriend.
The problem is with his new wife, Michelle. See, Mr. Hall is almost 80, retire and receives 2 pensions one from the Navy and another from the Department of Corrections (plus Social Security).
His new bride, Michelle is currently employed by Corrections and is in her early 30s.
Michelle in no uncertain terms let you no that you can "play with her yoyo" whenever you want to. She made that clear one day when you came in the house and she threw you against the wall and pretended to search you (she felt you up and gave you a 30 second "hand job" while doing this).
You can't tell your girl because she already hates Michelle. You can't tell Mr. Hall because that would upset what he perceives to be a "Happy home?"
When you went to pick up Kenya last Sunday her and Mr. Hall made a quick run to Paramus mall and Kenya called you and asked you to just wait at her dad's house.
Michelle knew it was just you and her in the house and told you that you could watch television in either the living room or one of the bedrooms. You elect to stay in the living room but 5 minutes later Michelle said she needed your help with something in the bedroom...
What these hoes be eatin, man? Everybody can't be fat. Somebody gotta push away from the table. My cousin came to visit me from London and marveled at all the fat Americans he saw. He was appalled and impressed at the same gotdamn time.
Uhh...no
We dont do bolt ons.
Your girlfriend, Antoinette asked you to print out a few documents for her and drop them off at her apartment this afternoon/evening.
Normally, she would be home, but she had to run some errands for her elderly Aunt. Her niece, Noelle would be home, but call the her just to make sure.
Noelle is cool except for the fact that she likes to flirt with you when thinks Antoinette ain't around (it's probably some type of strange rivalry going on in her head because Antoinette still sees her as a child).
So, you call Noelle to see if it's ok for you to stop by with the documents for "Toni." She told you she would be home and you said you should be there in about 15 minutes.
When you get there Noelle answers the door in a bathrobe so you asked her did you interupt her from something. She said, "No, I was getting ready for you."
Then she opened the robe to reveal...
Normally, she would be home, but she had to run some errands for her elderly Aunt. Her niece, Noelle would be home, but call the her just to make sure.
Noelle is cool except for the fact that she likes to flirt with you when thinks Antoinette ain't around (it's probably some type of strange rivalry going on in her head because Antoinette still sees her as a child).
So, you call Noelle to see if it's ok for you to stop by with the documents for "Toni." She told you she would be home and you said you should be there in about 15 minutes.
When you get there Noelle answers the door in a bathrobe so you asked her did you interupt her from something. She said, "No, I was getting ready for you."
Then she opened the robe to reveal...