On Tuesday you decided to take a trip to "Macy's" to purchase a few shirts and ties, and possible check out a few suits. The way the Men's department is situated the suits are located in a different area and a few feet away from the shirts and ties, and because of this you were approached by a "Female Undercover Detective."
You attempted to explain to her that you never left the store and was not trying to steal anything, but she wasn't listening to your excuse and escorted you to a room where they process arrests. You pleaded your case and she said that she will consider releasing you on one condition.
She locked the door, took out some handcuffs and said: "Show me why I should let you go."