Your friend Danny was studying for his MBA at the University of Michigan and because you were always a big fan of the football team he invited you up for "Homecoming weekend."
He told you not to worry about anything because he was living slightly off campus in housing provided for Graduate students and you just needed to find your way up there.
You realize that there were a few incidents that occurred leading up to this one event and there was many things that you could say about your time at Michigan.
However, you were faced with a situation that you weren't exactly prepared for. Apparently, Danny met this female earlier that evening at a party on campus that you attended also, but lost track of him during the night.
He actually took the young lady and her friend back to his apartment, and ended up sleeping with her, but as much as he tried "Melanie" didn't want to join in and have a threesome (the girl he was with was named Regina).
This was not to say that Melanie didn't want to have sex, she just objected to having a menage a trois with Danny and Regina, but the sound of them having sex while she sat in the living room got to be too much for her so she went outside for a minute.
Apparently, she didn't get too far because she felt the need to relieve herself right there on the steps of the apartment.
And you thought that Ann Arbor was a quiet town...