Mrs. Maritza Jimenez, your next door neighbor was struggling to take out an old television set so you figured you would give her a hand taking it out to the trash compactor.
You grabbed one end and she grabbed the other and both walked the television to the compactor and then started walking back to the building. On the way back Mrs. Jimenez asked you why aren't you at the "Dominican Day Parade?"
You explained to her that one of the main reasons you didn't go is because some of the young ladies out there might look of legal, but are actually underage, and you didn't want to get in any trouble.
She said she understood and told you that you need a mature woman in your life, and you told her that you agreed.
Mrs. Jimenez said:
"You need a mature woman that will cook for you and take care of you, like me."
You be lying if you said you didn't think about "doing" Mrs. Jimenez, and if memory serves you correctly she is separated from her husband.
You paused before you responded to her comment and then she said:
"Oh, you must come in and see my new television."
"Ok, but please allow me to wash my hands first," and did so right after you entered her apartment.
When you called out to her she told you to come into the bedroom and got a bit more than you expected.