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Bare with me, but my friend Raheem told me about a recent date he had. This young lady at his job invited him to his first NHL hockey game (NY Rangers vs. Carolina Hurricanes). He's never been to a hockey game and she told him she would get the tickets that were priced around $270 a piece (he was thinking that was kinda pricey), so when she told him those were sold out, he was relieved. Unfortunately, for him she was able to get some for $310!
Now, she fell in love with hockey when she was in college at North Carolina State, and is a big Carolina Hurricanes' fan. So the day of the game she shows up wearing a Hurricane jersey and they walk to their seats in Madison Square Garden. The seats are great, but my boy noticed that he is the only black guy in his section and his is surrounded by drunk white guys with Rangers jerseys.
Oh, did I forget to tell you that she's white, and she kept jumping up and cheering when Carolina would score (he had to keep telling her, Tara sit down, sit down).
Fortunately, no incidents and he was able to enjoy the game, and they made it out in one piece...whew.
Now, she fell in love with hockey when she was in college at North Carolina State, and is a big Carolina Hurricanes' fan. So the day of the game she shows up wearing a Hurricane jersey and they walk to their seats in Madison Square Garden. The seats are great, but my boy noticed that he is the only black guy in his section and his is surrounded by drunk white guys with Rangers jerseys.
Oh, did I forget to tell you that she's white, and she kept jumping up and cheering when Carolina would score (he had to keep telling her, Tara sit down, sit down).
Fortunately, no incidents and he was able to enjoy the game, and they made it out in one piece...whew.
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I'm not going to lie, the cupcakes got to me.
Jem W., lIves on the 3rd floor in your building. She's always friendly and actually loves to talk to you about sports. As you're coming in the building she sees you and wants to know if you could do her a big favor. She models and has a photo shoot next week, but she thinks she's put on too much weight. She has several cameras, and if you're not busy this evening could you come over and take a few test shots of her?
How could her parents know that buying her that 108 box set of Crayola Crayons when she was in the first grade would lead to this.
The UPS drivers love/hate going to Mrs.Vice's house because she orders heavy packages that they have to bring into the house (it's a courtesy). That ain't the problem, she comes to the door dressed like this and loves to flirt.
Dilemma: She wants you to come over tonight, but you have to get up by 6 AM to get ready for work. By the way she has a very high sex drive and needs about 4 hours of fun!
The Good: This is the look the receptionist gIves upon seeing you for the first time.
The Bad: This is the receptionist at your girlfriend's job.
The Ugly: Your girlfriend recently had surgery and cannot have sex for 6 weeks (sorry, no oral either for at least 3).
The Bad: This is the receptionist at your girlfriend's job.
The Ugly: Your girlfriend recently had surgery and cannot have sex for 6 weeks (sorry, no oral either for at least 3).
Allow me to add to your quandary. She's kool with your girl, and knows that because of the surgery your girlfriend's has limited mobility. But her next move is slick, she tells you that she is having problems with her cell phone reception and asked to see your phone so that she can call her number at the front desk. You hand the phone to her and she calls the front desk (now she has your number too). Later that day while your girl is still at work you get this text: