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Imagine that you were dating her for 6 months before you realized she was Italian.
You went to Hamburg, Germany to visit a friend and didn't realize after you got off the plane you had to catch a train also. Now you feel like a "fish out of water" and you're looking around for help, but assume that most of the people in your car only speak German.
You take a chance on a young lady sitting across from you, and fortunately Leila does speak English. She actually heading to the same place as you so she switches seats and gives you a brief lesson on Germany (this is a surprise because you assumed Germany people were either going to be rude or just ignore you).
Another thing that surprised you is that Leila explains that she models, and work mainly in the US. Then she proceeds to show you some of her portfolio.
You learned that day that Germany women have a different view on nudity than some women in the States.
You take a chance on a young lady sitting across from you, and fortunately Leila does speak English. She actually heading to the same place as you so she switches seats and gives you a brief lesson on Germany (this is a surprise because you assumed Germany people were either going to be rude or just ignore you).
Another thing that surprised you is that Leila explains that she models, and work mainly in the US. Then she proceeds to show you some of her portfolio.
You learned that day that Germany women have a different view on nudity than some women in the States.
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You should have just said "No" when she asked you to dance because the only dance you knew was the "Hokey Pokey" from your days at P.S.196.
Your friend Richie has a big problem and asks you for advice. He told you in confidence that Mrs. Lorena Gallo has been flirting with him...a lot!
At first you thought he was making things up until you saw this...
The problem is that Mrs.Gallo is married to his Department Manager. Yes there are rumors that Mr.Gallo is sleeping with his 21 year old, Puerto Rican, Administrative assistant and that Tanya had to get abortion (rumor has it that the baby was Mr.Gallo's).
You told Richie he might want to "chill," but then he showed you some text messages she had been sending...
At first you thought he was making things up until you saw this...
The problem is that Mrs.Gallo is married to his Department Manager. Yes there are rumors that Mr.Gallo is sleeping with his 21 year old, Puerto Rican, Administrative assistant and that Tanya had to get abortion (rumor has it that the baby was Mr.Gallo's).
You told Richie he might want to "chill," but then he showed you some text messages she had been sending...
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In support of a long time female friend you find yourself at the 92nd Street Y. They are presenting Daughters of Latin America: An Anthology Reading that is hosted by Rosie Perez.
Your friend will be on a panel discussion following the readings. Now as you survey the audience you notice it's filled with mainly women and some good looking ones at that.
Nevertheless, a young lady seated to your right side strikes up a conversation with you. Now, it's difficult to determine whether Beth is a feminist that hates men, but she seems to enjoy talking to you (you exchange numbers at her request).
She calls you Sunday evening around 5, and you talk for about an hour.
Your friend will be on a panel discussion following the readings. Now as you survey the audience you notice it's filled with mainly women and some good looking ones at that.
Nevertheless, a young lady seated to your right side strikes up a conversation with you. Now, it's difficult to determine whether Beth is a feminist that hates men, but she seems to enjoy talking to you (you exchange numbers at her request).
She calls you Sunday evening around 5, and you talk for about an hour.
Beth has to make dinner and then tells you that she will call you back around 10:00 PM. She does, but the direction of the conversation suddenly changed.
I need that name!
When Morgan moved into your building about 3 years ago, she basically had her own "Fan club." However, with Covid protocols in place at her place of employment, she started working from home.
This lead to her putting on a few pounds.
Mind you, she still has admirers, but, let’s just say her "fan base" has changed.
Fuckin crakkka can get some work.
You went on a trip to the Cayman Islands with your family and decided to take your girlfriend. Your niece Talia is actually the one that introduced you to your girlfriend, Daria.
Daria is a very kind and caring girlfriend, in addition, to being highly intelligent and very attractive. Oh, she also happens to be very top heavy.
Now, Daria usually down plays her looks, but she can hold her own against most women when she gets dressed up.
So, tonight Daria and Talia decide to go to the casino, but you're not up to it and don't want to go. Daria gets a bit upset, and turns it up a bit by wearing a very low cut form fitting dress. You know she wants to argue, but you try to avoid it ny simply commenting by stating in a nice way: Oh, you're wearing that?
After being read the "Riot act" for about 3 minutes her and Talia leave out.
You decide to walk over to the bar/restaurant on the hotel property.
It was there that you met Elly...
Daria is a very kind and caring girlfriend, in addition, to being highly intelligent and very attractive. Oh, she also happens to be very top heavy.
Now, Daria usually down plays her looks, but she can hold her own against most women when she gets dressed up.
So, tonight Daria and Talia decide to go to the casino, but you're not up to it and don't want to go. Daria gets a bit upset, and turns it up a bit by wearing a very low cut form fitting dress. You know she wants to argue, but you try to avoid it ny simply commenting by stating in a nice way: Oh, you're wearing that?
After being read the "Riot act" for about 3 minutes her and Talia leave out.
You decide to walk over to the bar/restaurant on the hotel property.
It was there that you met Elly...
