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Women can have short memories when they do foul things to men.
You wanted to see the Steelers vs. Ravens game this afternoon, but your cable was acting up (ok, the truth is they cut you off because you hadn't paid the bill in a few months).
You called Merilyn, your neighbor in apartment 3B, who had a spare bedroom with a television and asked her if you could watch the game at her place.
She told you to come over, and you even promised to order some pizza for dinner.
From time to time you would lowkey flirt with Merilyn until she told you one day that "she would not get with you if you were the last man on earth."
You laughed it off, but it hurt. So going to watch the game was all that you had in mind at this point. Merilyn noticed that you weren't really being flirty with her like you usually are and kept asking you if you were okay.
You told her you were fine, but then after halftime she comes in the room with no shirt on. To be honest her tits looked good, but you lied and told her that her tits looked saggy.
You wanted to see the Steelers vs. Ravens game this afternoon, but your cable was acting up (ok, the truth is they cut you off because you hadn't paid the bill in a few months).
You called Merilyn, your neighbor in apartment 3B, who had a spare bedroom with a television and asked her if you could watch the game at her place.
She told you to come over, and you even promised to order some pizza for dinner.
From time to time you would lowkey flirt with Merilyn until she told you one day that "she would not get with you if you were the last man on earth."
You laughed it off, but it hurt. So going to watch the game was all that you had in mind at this point. Merilyn noticed that you weren't really being flirty with her like you usually are and kept asking you if you were okay.
You told her you were fine, but then after halftime she comes in the room with no shirt on. To be honest her tits looked good, but you lied and told her that her tits looked saggy.
Your nephew, Jamal had a bit of a dilemma and sought your advice. He's currently a junior at the University of San Francisco and classes just started this week, and you're curious as to what his situation could be?
He's a Political Science major and is required to take a science to meet a core requirement so he decided to take Physics 101.
On Thursday, he was sitting in the dining hall having dinner with a few of his frat brothers (Omega Psi Phi) when he was approached by a young lady. She introduced herself as Eva, and asked him if that was him in her Physics 101 class?
He did confirm that he was taking the class, but he didn't recognize Eva. She told him that she was an Engineering Major and her concentration was in Electrical and Computer Engineering and would be happy to work with him (since they would have to pick lab partners for a future assignment according to the syllabus).
She apologized for rambling on, but gave him her number and asked him to call her.
Now, his friends gave him the business and teased him for the next 40 minutes because he told you that Eva kinda reminds you of "Marci." (Peppermint Patty's sidekick from Peanuts)
On Friday he ran into Eva coming out of his dorm (his dorm is coed and she resides there also), and she told him that she was given an extra study guide by mistake when she purchased the book and she would give it to him when she got back from class.
The dilemma was basically because he felt Eva was romantically interested in him, but he wasn't attracted to her (well, that was probably true until he came by her room that evening to pick up the study guide).
Now, how does he keep this relationship a secret?
He's a Political Science major and is required to take a science to meet a core requirement so he decided to take Physics 101.
On Thursday, he was sitting in the dining hall having dinner with a few of his frat brothers (Omega Psi Phi) when he was approached by a young lady. She introduced herself as Eva, and asked him if that was him in her Physics 101 class?
He did confirm that he was taking the class, but he didn't recognize Eva. She told him that she was an Engineering Major and her concentration was in Electrical and Computer Engineering and would be happy to work with him (since they would have to pick lab partners for a future assignment according to the syllabus).
She apologized for rambling on, but gave him her number and asked him to call her.
Now, his friends gave him the business and teased him for the next 40 minutes because he told you that Eva kinda reminds you of "Marci." (Peppermint Patty's sidekick from Peanuts)
On Friday he ran into Eva coming out of his dorm (his dorm is coed and she resides there also), and she told him that she was given an extra study guide by mistake when she purchased the book and she would give it to him when she got back from class.
The dilemma was basically because he felt Eva was romantically interested in him, but he wasn't attracted to her (well, that was probably true until he came by her room that evening to pick up the study guide).
Now, how does he keep this relationship a secret?
If they really knew what Eva looked like...
Gemma looked very distraught when you saw her coming into the building this evening and her mood was a reflection of the weather, cold and rainy. You asked her what was wrong and she said "nothing," but you could see that something was bothering her. You gave her your number and told her if you just need to talk to someone you're available (since you don't sleep at night).
Around 3:17 AM, you get a call from a number you're not familiar with, but you answer anyway. It's Gemma trying to explain to you that she believes that her husband Tommy is having an affair. She apologized for calling so late and felt that now would be a good time since Tommy is working overnight (NYPD).
You're not sure what prompted her to do this, but she starts telling you about how her and Tommy would "role play" sometimes and how she would sneak off with him to a hotel while he was at work overnight. Then she sent you this video.
Around 3:17 AM, you get a call from a number you're not familiar with, but you answer anyway. It's Gemma trying to explain to you that she believes that her husband Tommy is having an affair. She apologized for calling so late and felt that now would be a good time since Tommy is working overnight (NYPD).
You're not sure what prompted her to do this, but she starts telling you about how her and Tommy would "role play" sometimes and how she would sneak off with him to a hotel while he was at work overnight. Then she sent you this video.
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Another head on your pillow
If only just tonight, girl
Let me hear you lie just a little
Tell me I'm the only man
That you ever really loved.
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If only just tonight, girl
Let me hear you lie just a little
Tell me I'm the only man
That you ever really loved.
