...the fuck do they think sex education is?
We got basic sex ed in 8th grade, and I assure you that there was nothing sexy about it. The closest we got to anything explicit was one girl asking the teacher how you manage with a taller/shorter partner, and the teacher very delicately and awkwardly noting that it's a matter of positioning. And I say awkwardly because she cited herself (as a short woman) and her husband as an example. And believe me when I say there was nothing sexy about that imagery, either.
Heck, the closest thing we got to explicit in high school was a video about child birth, and that thing was not erotic at all. It played more like a horror movie than anything else. No one was getting horny watching that.
But I think we're getting closer to the core issue here, which is that conservatives have no idea what proper sex education looks like. I guess they think you pop in a porno and leave the kids alone in the room for 40 minutes. At any rate, it's just silly that in this day and age, we have these old-ass, ignorant-ass people trying very hard to sound smart being the people that are making decisions about our future.
