Corey Holcomb and Zo about to throw hands on 5150

PDQ21

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Show me Corey's equivalency. I'm telling you why she doesn't need to be on the road like that. Again if he doesn't live on the road he starves she has money she can just sit back on. I shouldn't have to explain that to you you should be a little smarter than that
I'm here going back & forth about comedy dates not about Corey tho i don't even listen to him like that besides when he's posted on here or if some bullshit he did trending and somebody sends it to me. I've never seen him live b4 so i can't even co sign if he funny up close

But a comedian doing 80 dates per yr staying busy on the road, getting his jokes out there, getting his merch out there is living the comedian dream

Compared to somebody that's only booked 5 dates per yr on just an all star lineup or with a co feature

See big name mfers could sell out by themselves and charge $85-300 she's NOT ON THAT LEVEL so of course ya argument would stand but she's not that homie so its a losing argument on your part
 

Soul On Ice

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And in her two shows she will make more than Corey doing 30 small ass clubs. She's not on tour he is.
I understand where you're going with your statement bro.
I compare it to rappers.
Corey would be someone like Ras Kass. Which means that yes he isn't mainstream, but no one would ever call him wack and those who know, know that he can rap CIRCLES around the average rapper on radio. Has a huge cult following.
Monique would be someone like a Travis Scott (I dunno I thought of the first mainstream name that's popular) who sells out at arenas yes, but no one will ever say he's great and an all time best rapper.

That makes sense?
 

PDQ21

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I understand where you're going with your statement bro.
I compare it to rappers.
Corey would be someone like Ras Kass. Which means that yes he isn't mainstream, but no one would ever call him wack and those who know, know that he can rap CIRCLES around the average rapper on radio. Has a huge cult following.
Monique would be someone like a Travis Scott (I dunno I thought of the first mainstream name that's popular) who sells out at arenas yes, but no one will ever say he's great and an all time best rapper.

That makes sense?
She's not on Travis level he sells out arenas and stadiums by himself

But she's can't sell out shit even the Queens of Comedy was half empty
 

alexw

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I understand where you're going with your statement bro.
I compare it to rappers.
Corey would be someone like Ras Kass. Which means that yes he isn't mainstream, but no one would ever call him wack and those who know, know that he can rap CIRCLES around the average rapper on radio. Has a huge cult following.
Monique would be someone like a Travis Scott (I dunno I thought of the first mainstream name that's popular) who sells out at arenas yes, but no one will ever say he's great and an all time best rapper.

That makes sense?
I think Corey is funny but the argument was that he outsells Monique.

Again he isn't on her level as a comedian and she's just a part time comedian at this point in her career.

$35 doing small comedy clubs vs $99 doing theaters

Just two different levels
 

Worldboss5000

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I think Corey is funny but the argument was that he outsells Monique.

Again he isn't on her level as a comedian and she's just a part time comedian at this point in her career.

$35 doing small comedy clubs vs $99 doing theaters

Just two different levels

you have no idea how comedy clubs work my man



It’s different in every city. He’s doing more shows then her and charging roughly the same amount. Do the math yourself.
 

alexw

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you have no idea how comedy clubs work my man



It’s different in every city. He’s doing more shows then her and charging roughly the same amount. Do the math yourself.
You do a lot of sneaky shit and you think people won't catch it. First that's the secondary market site. Next that place only has 300 seats. That's not even a section in a theater. You continuously make my point for me. Again thank you



$30 and $40
 

PDQ21

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I'll tell u this where Corey was right at is she got popular acting a damn fool on tv. White ppl like those type of big black chicks. They love the coonery roles. And giving her an oscar for that role yeah they give oscars for those types of roles

But where's the jokes at
 

0utsyder

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Yes, Corey got real goons gooing for him in LA. Real recognize real.

Okay, wait are you saying "goons gooNing for him" or "goons going for him"

Cause making goon a verb just tells me how far this thread has plummeted! I mean we're talking Corey Holcomb levels of vocabulary now.
 

0utsyder

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Where has she been acting tho?

Since Precious she's had steady gigs for a washed up comedian:
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Not trying to get in the middle of this shyt, cause I don't like either of these motherfcukers. Gun to my head though, I would go to a Corey show before Mo'Nique.
 

0utsyder

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The Wilbur is by no means a small venue.
I've been there many times.
It can easily pack hundreds.



***EDIT***
It's capacity is over 1200.

I think what they're trying to say is, is that Corey would charge 35 for this venue, but Mo'Nique would charge 45-75
 

Thegooch

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Okay, wait are you saying "goons gooNing for him" or "goons going for him"

Cause making goon a verb just tells me how far this thread has plummeted! I mean we're talking Corey Holcomb levels of vocabulary now.
White folks had a movie called the Goonies. Aint see you protest. Now had I said goonafied or goontacular, you might have a point.

This is a Holcomb thread, black intellectuals left the moment you said Corey. Aint like we gonna talk like we having tea and crumpets at Oxford.

You know what you signed up for the moment you clicked the link.
 

0utsyder

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White folks had a movie called the Goonies. Aint see you protest. Now had I said goonafied or goontacular, you might have a point.

This is a Holcomb thread, black intellectuals left the moment you said Corey. Aint like we gonna talk like we having tea and crumpets at Oxford.

You know what you signed up for the moment you clicked the link.

Okay:
  1. We not about to talk about my childhood!
  2. alonzo-mourning.gif
 

Temujin

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Corey is one of my favorite comedians I have seen him 3 times in Philly. Just bought tickets for the upcoming show and the preferred seating was $45.
Similar prices for T.K. Kirkland and other mid level comedians I have seen.

Katt Williams Tickets $200 - First 10 Rows
Kevin Hart $200

But I had more fun at the Corey Holcomb and TK Kirkland shows than I did at the Katt Williams and Kevin Hart.
 

PDQ21

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Damn some of you have grown to hate Corey and believe I understand to a point cause he irks some.

At the rate Monique is going she won't be able to open up for a women's homeless shelter if she keeps fucking around lol
Watched a few of his shit since this thread and I like him now
 

0utsyder

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Now he gat beef with Earthquake
:lol: :lol:


:itsawrap:


The fcuked up thing is, he has a legitimate beef. But if you're tired of his bullshyt you'd chalk this up as more Corey bullshyt.

Thing is though...notice Earthquake dissed him in his face and he really didn't do shyt. So all that talk and he cared about not going to jail, which you're supposed to do. But that isn't the shyt he talks, all that project talk was ghost!
 

ansatsusha_gouki

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The fcuked up thing is, he has a legitimate beef. But if you're tired of his bullshyt you'd chalk this up as more Corey bullshyt.

Thing is though...notice Earthquake dissed him in his face and he really didn't do shyt. So all that talk and he cared about not going to jail, which you're supposed to do. But that isn't the shyt he talks, all that project talk was ghost!

He did the same thing to Coon Smith. He did all that talking but didn't do shit when he bumped into Coon Smith. All that talk about being from Chicago aint doing shit for him.
 

OutlawR.O.C.

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damn....he went in on Earthquake
I tuned in for a few minutes last night and he was having Dee read the text messages that one of his ex friends sent him. Shit was hella feminine so I had to turn
But wow. Earthquake? How you gonna beef with Earthquake? :smh:

And surprisingly............. Corey implied that Earthquake is gay:eek2: :rolleyes:

Either Corey has the most accurate gaydar ever or he's projecting his sexuality on everyone else.

This nigga said 80% of the comedians with Netflix specials have them because they're gay and said this is the only reason he doesn't have one:lol:

You can also tell that he's implying Kevin Hart is gay which I've heard him say regularly by saying that the reason cats like Kevin don't fuck with him like that is because they don't want him to see their gay activities.

I swear Corey and Monique need to just go ahead and get together because they're equally delusional and toxic.
 

Soul On Ice

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I tuned in for a few minutes last night and he was having Dee read the text messages that one of his ex friends sent him. Shit was hella feminine so I had to turn
But wow. Earthquake? How you gonna beef with Earthquake? :smh:
Corey said that he looked out and got Quake tickets to the show and then Quake let himself into Corey's green room.
He said Quake went into his green room and snorted coke and threw chicken wangs on the floor lol.
Never apologized for it afterwards.
 

TooTrilla

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What a clown
Sounds like Earthquake was the clown.
This is one Corey grudge I dont have a problem with. Plus I always thought Quake got high like that. You could tell. As far as the that gay shit.....we know Corey calls everybody gay. But I did see one special where Earthquake kissed another comedian before he came out on stage :oops:
 
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