Curry and Tikka Masala Thread - Indian Women Ongoing Thread (Add On)
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"I been in the right place
But it must have been the wrong time
My head is in a bad place
But I'm having such a good time."
You had a taste for a turkey sandwich from Subway, but it's 9:10 PM and they close at 9:30 PM. You make a run for it and get there in about 5 minutes.
Now, you see this Indian dude parked outside with this woman sitting in the car with him, but you don't give it much attention. About 2 minutes after you get inside Subway this dude comes in the store yelling and cursing at the young lady behind the counter (while she is trying to take your order).
He's demand that she close up now if she wants him to take her home or he's going to leave her. Then he runs back to the car and starts kissing the girl in the front seat.
Priya (the Subway employee) explains to you that Raj (the angry Indian dude) is her boyfriend. No sooner than she tries to explain that to you he comes back in yelling and cursing and tells Priya he's leaving and he drives off!
She starts crying because she doesn't have money for a cab, and she is afraid to ride the subway at night by herself. She also upset because she suspects Raja is cheating on her with the girl in the car.
Well, you offer to pay for a cab or Uber, but you need to go home first (6 blocks from the store). When Priya gets to your place she not crying, but starts thinking about revenge.
I guess she will just have to take out her bottled up frustration on you?
But it must have been the wrong time
My head is in a bad place
But I'm having such a good time."
You had a taste for a turkey sandwich from Subway, but it's 9:10 PM and they close at 9:30 PM. You make a run for it and get there in about 5 minutes.
Now, you see this Indian dude parked outside with this woman sitting in the car with him, but you don't give it much attention. About 2 minutes after you get inside Subway this dude comes in the store yelling and cursing at the young lady behind the counter (while she is trying to take your order).
He's demand that she close up now if she wants him to take her home or he's going to leave her. Then he runs back to the car and starts kissing the girl in the front seat.
Priya (the Subway employee) explains to you that Raj (the angry Indian dude) is her boyfriend. No sooner than she tries to explain that to you he comes back in yelling and cursing and tells Priya he's leaving and he drives off!
She starts crying because she doesn't have money for a cab, and she is afraid to ride the subway at night by herself. She also upset because she suspects Raja is cheating on her with the girl in the car.
Well, you offer to pay for a cab or Uber, but you need to go home first (6 blocks from the store). When Priya gets to your place she not crying, but starts thinking about revenge.
I guess she will just have to take out her bottled up frustration on you?
I'M GONE SAVE THIS HOE!Numi Zarah
Strange things go on in hospitals at night. One of your friends once shared an unusual story with you.
Mr. Patel, an elderly patient was in the same hospital room as your friend. His family seemed very caring and actually looked out for your friend by offering him donuts, candy, etc..
It didn't hurt that Mr. Patel had some pretty daughters and nieces. However, there was one visitor that would arrive very late at night. Your friend thought it was his niece, but something was off.
Mr. Patel explained that this young lady was actually his mistress.
Mr. Patel, an elderly patient was in the same hospital room as your friend. His family seemed very caring and actually looked out for your friend by offering him donuts, candy, etc..
It didn't hurt that Mr. Patel had some pretty daughters and nieces. However, there was one visitor that would arrive very late at night. Your friend thought it was his niece, but something was off.
Mr. Patel explained that this young lady was actually his mistress.
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Dog! These hips!!!
Mr. Rubinowitz had this thing for Anjou, who worked in the neighborhood deli. So from time to time he would pay her for a peek.
Jane, who works with you loves to talk about movies and television with you. She's originally from Guyana (of Indian descent) and she probably 15 years your senior.
So, while you're at work today she asked you what was the last movie you saw in the theater? You replied: Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning, last night. She said that her niece wanted to see that and she also wants to see "Barbie."
Jane didn't really want to see "Barbie," but wanted to know if you would take her niece, Sandra to see it? Jane tells you that she is very pretty and many say that she looks like her when she was younger (Jane is about 5'4, 220 lbs).
Jane gives you her phone number and you call, speak briefly and plan on going out this Friday. You never asked Sandra what she looked like, but she sends you this video anyway.
So, while you're at work today she asked you what was the last movie you saw in the theater? You replied: Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning, last night. She said that her niece wanted to see that and she also wants to see "Barbie."
Jane didn't really want to see "Barbie," but wanted to know if you would take her niece, Sandra to see it? Jane tells you that she is very pretty and many say that she looks like her when she was younger (Jane is about 5'4, 220 lbs).
Jane gives you her phone number and you call, speak briefly and plan on going out this Friday. You never asked Sandra what she looked like, but she sends you this video anyway.
You planned on dropping off an old study guide (Technical writing)at halftime of the Browns v. Jets game, that Aria thought she could use to enhance her final paper.
Your intentions were pure and innocent.
Apparently, Aria's were not.
Your intentions were pure and innocent.
Apparently, Aria's were not.
To this day you can never understand the vanity of some women? Sharise, who you met in the Supermarket back in January has a boyfriend (you exchanged numbers because she was having a situation very similar to yours with the IRS).
You would talk sometimes, but you didn't try to get with her out of respect of her having a man. Even though from time to time she would throw out little innuendos.
Now, you do recall her saying that her man likes to videotape her and watch it when he can't be with her, but why is she sending you the video?
You would talk sometimes, but you didn't try to get with her out of respect of her having a man. Even though from time to time she would throw out little innuendos.
Now, you do recall her saying that her man likes to videotape her and watch it when he can't be with her, but why is she sending you the video?
Unfortunately, your bank card got stuck in an ATM machine inside your neighborhood bodega. You cancel the card and take a trip to the bank the next morning to see if you can get a quick replacement.
You meet with Shivona, your Customer service representative at the bank, and she processes your information and tells you that it might take 3 to 5 business days.
However, she tells you that there may be a way she can have it sent directly to the bank with an overnight delivery using FedEx. If she can she will call you, you agree and thank her.
Later that night after 10:00 PM, you get a strange text message...
Can you keep a secret?
You meet with Shivona, your Customer service representative at the bank, and she processes your information and tells you that it might take 3 to 5 business days.
However, she tells you that there may be a way she can have it sent directly to the bank with an overnight delivery using FedEx. If she can she will call you, you agree and thank her.
Later that night after 10:00 PM, you get a strange text message...
Can you keep a secret?
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You went to your bank this afternoon to deposit a check you recently received and while you were there you figured you see how your banker was doing.
Initially, you didn't see her but she soon walked in with another young lady. After you performed you transaction you walked over to see her, and she introduced you to the young lady.
The young lady in question is her niece, Chandra, who just stopped by to take Aunty to lunch. Ok, so you want to "hook up" with Chandra, but more than likely, Aunty is going to shut that down (before, she got a new man, Aunty was kinda letting you know she was available).
A fella can still dream...
Initially, you didn't see her but she soon walked in with another young lady. After you performed you transaction you walked over to see her, and she introduced you to the young lady.
The young lady in question is her niece, Chandra, who just stopped by to take Aunty to lunch. Ok, so you want to "hook up" with Chandra, but more than likely, Aunty is going to shut that down (before, she got a new man, Aunty was kinda letting you know she was available).
A fella can still dream...
anybody know her name
Looks like Numi Zarah
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