Damn, never know what's under the clothing!!!
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It's game 7 between the Celtics vs Heat, and she comes over unexpected knowing that you intended on watching the game.
I watch too many horror movies, I'm looking at the mirror thinking if I say "Candy man" five times he's going to appear (instead of paying attention to her lifting her sweater).
she's ugly but.......
Ok, she tells you if you take your medication she'll do a strip tease for you.
You've been bedridden for about a week and she promised to strip some more if you get up and try to walk towards her (in real life these methods might be questionable from an ethical standpoint, but might help)
You're going through hell trying to upgrade the operating system on your laptop and "Mercy" your coworker offers to help if you bring it in. She finds that she will need some of your disks to install some drivers, and she invites you over. She respects your opinion and wants to know why the guys at work don't really pay attention to her. She then explains she dresses down because she was teased in school and proceeds to show you this:
Then goes in the bathroom to change shirts and does this:
Then goes in the bathroom to change shirts and does this:
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I lend Kai $200, and she tells me to stop by next Friday so she can pay me back. She doesn't bring up the money for the first 30 minutes and then:
she's getting me a beer and then giving me brains
boob job????
This post got much better than where it started lol