Damn, never know what's under the clothing!!!

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November 17 said:
If you are employed by UPS or FedEx you've probably encountered customers that have arrived at the door in various stages of undress.

I'm sure thus has occurred a few times.

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I was 13 yrs old when I saw my first naked grown woman. New Orleans projects. I was helping my Moms pass out flyers. Knocked on the screen door, looking in, she walked across the room, glistening wet from a shower. I said helloooo. She peeked around the corner holding a towel in front of her. She came to the door and took the flyer. I was cheesing all day after that. Remember that shit like it was yesterday.
 
HellBoy said:
I was 13 yrs old when I saw my first naked grown woman. New Orleans projects. I was helping my Moms pass out flyers. Knocked on the screen door, looking in, she walked across the room, glistening wet from a shower. I said helloooo. She peeked around the corner holding a towel in front of her. She came to the door and took the flyer. I was cheesing all day after that. Remember that shit like it was yesterday.
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Thanks, good story!
 
Your friend Ricky is a good brother who keeps to himself and very selective about the women he dates. So when he chooses to discuss "women problems" with you, you have to give him your undivided attention.

Last month he was talking to Mrs. DeAngelo about making scrambled eggs. Mrs. DeAngelo (Laura) lives next door to him with her preteen daughter (She is legally separated from her husband and they are seeking a divorce).


Ricky works overnight and Laura is currently working from home. About 3 weeks ago Laura saw Ricky coming home from work and asked him if he wanted to learn her technique for making scrambled eggs?

They did more than scramble eggs that morning and since then she uses an excuse to borrow eggs to come over.



So what's the problem? Ricky started talking to this young lady he met a work and they are making plans to go out soon.

So what should he do about Laura? She's already advanced their rendezvous to twice a day and is talking about going on vacation with him?

 
Lori loved horror movies and television shows, she just didn't like to watch them when she was alone. So she asked you if you would watch "The Changeling" with her.

She came over last Friday night and got comfortable, but you figured she would be hit with the large shirt she had on. So you told her that to relax and take that hot shirt off.

She explained that then she would get cold, besides it would just complicate things.

 
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